Pup has personality. I wouldn't be able to say no to that face.

Having had it, there is very little ambiguity to food poisoning. You will KNOW soon enough.

I left my DMs open for a bit, and it was just Sexy Ladies showing up every once in awhile foolishly hoping to seduce my very very gay wallet.

Did you bench it until it begged for mercy?

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

I was sorta of interested, but I'm mostly done with the
Horny! Serious! Teens! genre of tv.

this is too cute for a Monday. How am I to have a foul mood with this cuteness??

I would say so, yes.
A group of men is usually a reason for me to start looking for the exits.

a men's group, you say, how does that happen?

This is also how drawing works sometimes.
Draw. Nope. Hack, slash, okay this arm and this eyeball work, wait, 𝙣𝙤𝙬 they work. Jist gotta fix the rest!

White bold harry gay with a beard in the shower scrubbing a pit. Image then run through a game boy color filter with an amber hue.

Nice and clean in a GBC screen filter

One strategy is to pretend not to understand. "Woke? What do you mean?" So they then have to explain why courtesy and basic respect are bad things. They can't really do it, and either they know it and deflect immediately or discover it as they are talking, while you watch it break their brain.

This really is the only way to get rid of the stench and stain on our country's government.

True! Being able to hire help is also a skill we don't teach!

Okay, fellow creatives/writers/queers,

What is the mmm in "mmm, this tastes good"?

It's not a moan, it's not a hum, does that sound have a name?

"She mmmed at the bite of silky chocolate"? Could we just verb it and call it good?

When parents handle all those things for you for 18 years, it acclimates you to this very unrealistic lifestyle. When you go from handling NONE of your personal affairs, to handling ALL of them, it's overwhelming. It feels unfair, because it IS unfair. It's setting someone up for failure.

I appreciate that my parents raised me like I was going to be single and alone forever.
I always had chores, dusting, dishes, yardwork. When I was old enough, Mom went back to work, and I started making my own dinner most nights. By High School, I was expected to do my own laundry, too.

Shelf🔥

You're sick of being complimented on those brows. 🔥

Yep, you floozy!

Woman married to racist Q-tip claims authority on "attractive men"

So far, so good.

It's was also a competition with (at least) Russia. If we had faked even a minute of footage, we would have been called on it.
We would have done the same if they'd faked any of their space footage as well.

🥳

I don't regret it. I'm glad that, outside of my hubs, the journey went entirely unnoticed🤣. It reinforced how unimportant a flat stomach is.

Did this years ago. It was a lot of work and was not even close to being worth it. It changed nothing about the quality of my life, it neither brought me more attention nor took it away. It was a very underwhelming experience.

I did that (got down to 10% bodyfat) years ago, one of those "I wonder if I can do it?" personal challenges. It scared my husband, but otherwise nothing else changed. So I let it go.
It was fun to find out what I could do, but I saw no reason to keep it.

I did that for a raffle ticket at a work party.

It's fun!

I love how sometimes you like a bloomf's post, and it seems to remind them to check your stuff, because you suddenly get 3 likes from them on some recent posts.

I do the same thing, "Oh, YOU! What have you been up toOOOooo...LIKELIKELIKELIKE