a man is smiling and looking at the camera while another man is standing behind him . ALT: a man is smiling and looking at the camera while another man is standing behind him .

Did this w a beautiful woman and immediately bonked my head on the door two times trying to walk out of the bus #actuallyautistic

Just realized that despite my @ I’ve never posted about the Marx Bros. I should amend that…

#needdat

The YouTube search bar of the most annoying guy you know:
love take smiles karaoke
larry david palestinian womab
Hannahs diary girls
Hannahs diary girls song
Hannahs diary girls hbo song
what can I say it was my first play
what can I say it was my first play Annie Hall
Anthony Fantano
Jews in space

Telling the girl who’s clearly flirting with me that I’m writing a screenplay about my ex girlfriend

When I’m two years into being a New York manslut and I read a tweet about the problematic George Costanza disciples

I live in constant fear that I’ve ruined the joys of Seinfeld for multiple women

People who drive garbage scows probably love to see a fuck ton of trash and go “you’re gonna need a bigger boat.” They must live for that shit

Self respect is for the birds. I got LOVE

I lowk flopped out there but I got added back to her private Instagram so like whatever

Something very ‘welcome to bushwick aka the crackcident’ is going to happen to me

if anyone is curious www.tiktok.com/@mrpeanutbut...

My brother just another me

All my confidence rn is coming from a Hannah Horvath tiktok edit I’m watching on my laptop on loop

Just kidding guys Spider-Man would never protest

How it feels when there’s an emergency protest in ten minutes but I also have late homework

Second semester freshman year all about going from: ‘I miss my ex’ to ‘there are no smart people anymore ‘to ‘I’m lower than cow dung’ to ‘aw man she’s hot’ to ‘I will change the world’ in the span of fifteen minutes

I think when I’m done with classes I’m going to do a reread because I’m in a very JD Salinger point in my life rn

The thing about college is it does make me feel exactly like Franny Glass

Lmao should say that, despite the First Reformed reaction image, this show is so fucking funny and awesome. Lowkey the exact kind of shit I want to create. I’m just also really dramatic

I gotta stop trapping women in prisons of kindness even if I’m well-meaning

Watched season one episode five last night

This woulda gone super platinum if I ran an Instagram meme page called supercinematticguy in 2024 but it’s 2026 and I’m one of four nineteen year old boys on bluesky

How it feels to recommend a girl Frances Ha

If a beautiful woman is in love with you enough she will liken the two of you to a lesbian relationship because that’s the least embarrassing and purest form of connection

I am putting all my ‘not killing myself’ stock in that new Ramy Youseff special, Philosophy Girl, and the slim chance of enough fame and fortune to start gloating

Many such cases #nukethefilmdepartment

Lena Dunham bro what do you know about my life

Watched the Girls HBO pilot. Why am I literally Christopher Abbott how do I stop that