wishing my followers a happy—AND SAFE—no shave fuckvember

i just feel like it would make a lot of my problems moot

hope i get killed today

want to feel old? christian bale was 58 when they filmed "the dark knight rises" and is now dead

ride your bike until you want to puke, then eat a hamburger at five leaves

you should know: it's okay to build a cms

your time is running out to learn haskell

after working on the project for many years, i can announce that i finally have a favorite emotion: "drinking a beer when i get back to my car in the pinkham notch parking lot"

in america, furries can reduce the cost of routine healthcare procedures by buying pet insurance for themselves and going to the vet

cycling clothing is my budget humiliation dominatrix alternative

ride your bike until you want to puke, then eat a hamburger at five leaves

whenever i delete all the fun apps off my phone to make myself focus on real life, it increases my bluesky use from none to a little

a nyc bankruptcy judge watching "john wick: chapter ten," sweating buckets, hoping he gets a sustainable source of income by the end of the film

everyone's mad i made something delicious for dinner, or else i misunderstood how drunk you're supposed to get while making something delicious for dinner

i've been carefully weighing the decision, and i think i'm going to get younger

after the turning point halftime show, they play the first half again in reverse

after the turning point halftime show, the losing team starts winning

(2 chainz voice) he got a bad bunny so they call him bad bunny

driving out to Two Masseuses, North Dakota

coot feet

(day one of alchemist school) okay class let's start simple, today we'll be making goat cheese out of sheeps milk

the ikea SHEVEK lets you send faster-than-light "hej"s to sweden, but reviews say the holum tree particleboard quickly turns to Dust

festively determined to think the least racist possible thoughts all day

my new defensetech startup sells an ai platform purpose-built for nuclear weapon launch detection and retaliation. the hallucination rates are low but we're working on it

(2 chainz voice) he got a bad bunny so they call him bad bunny

scooby and the gang only incorporated Mystery Inc. so they could retain an insane amount of lawyers to keep them out of prison for doing their serial break-ins

all my uncs gone

kill the unc inside your head

the "cat face" poster for the 1977 Nobuhiko Obayashi movie "House" with Karl Ove Knausgaard's face added in and now it says "KNAUSE" instead

knaaaauuuuuuusu

i love moving apartments without moving cities because you get to spend a ton of money like a high roller except your life stays basically exactly the same