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Post Conversation Hans Freeman @HansFreemanNow · Apr 12 Eight senior @WSJ and @NYT journalists tell us how they really feel about @ElonMusk in their WhatsApp chats. 1) @KirstenGrind and @TeddySchleifer (both NYT): TS: “I don’t understand why you hate him so much.” KG: “Because he is the beginning of the end for humanity, he is Readers added context they thought people might want to know This is false and fabricated. x.com/i/status/20436… x.com/i/status/20437… Do you find this helpful? Context is written by people who use X, and appears when rated helpful by others. Find out more. Elon Musk @elonmusk · Apr 12 This is super weird if true NYTimes Communications @NYTimesPR · 15h These exchanges never occurred, and what has been shared is entirely fabricated. K Johnson @ASpinOfTheWheel Why would Elon Musk even see the 2nd post of a newly created anonymous account about a half hour after it was posted?

Q: Why would Elon Musk even see the 2nd post of a newly created anonymous account about a half hour after it was posted?

A: Cuz he is the world's thirstiest bitch.

Unfortunately, it actually kind is.

Parker Vacumatic Major pen from WWII.

Looks fabulous but I just spent almost exactly the same sum on a different text production technology.

Great interface. And you fast, dawg.

Wait until you hear about art.

Oh thank you so much for welcoming me to U Idaho. It was a great visit. On my way back to Seattle now after a lovely dinner with friends from bio and beyond.

Sadly no sign of it.

Andes mint with the check

They’re really not overcoming my time travel suspicions.

I meant the ability to like replay the actual full countdown from way back then.

What’s crazy is that they’re playing a recorded version of Casey Kasem’s top 40 countdown from the 1983. Who knew there was even such a thing.

If it weren't for the flat screen TVs, smoke-free room, and dearth of big hair, I'd be seriously wondering.

NGL the flat screen TVs are throwing me.

Beer on table with empty row of bar cahirs

fear not mate

There now.

Back to the Future DeLorean dashboard

Holy shit, it worked. Seasons, in the Moscow Idaho Best Western

Setting DeLorean to 1985...

#InfluencerLife

Oof — sorry to hear about the water heater, but as you note, some of the other news today is better, and it’s great to be here in Idaho.

Oh yes, ran into this at the Apple Store

Richland Rum, Single Estate old South George Rum

You're thinking of a serum, like from blood.

This is a S E Rum, like Richland or Wicked Dolphin.

I THINK YOU MEAN ST. URM

DR. BARBARA ST URM THE PEPTIDE SERUM THE SERUM THAT PRESERVES COLLAGEN CLINICALLY PROVEN POWER BY PEPTIDES

Preserves collagen, sure, but what about kerning?

The Click That Cost $11,000 and Other Travel Pitfalls

If google gave a shit about their users, the top hits for any hotel wouldn't be sketchy intermediary booking sites.

It's a perfect example of enshittification.

Oh you had great seats! I was using the standing-room trick because the wind not kind on the third tier.

Oh amazing! It sure was a hell of a game. It looked real bad after four, didn't it?

Glad I wore my JP jersey tonight.

Can you find yourself in this one?

View from standing room behind home plate, mariners hosting the Astros

Dynamite game at T-Mobile tonight.

Short thread

Checks out

Both resident and migrant Oystercatchers breed throughout lowland Iceland. Within breeding pairs, it is estimated that about 20% of pairs are resident, 46% are migrant and 34% are mixed. These are long-lived birds that generally maintain the same partners between years, despite the fact that individual males and females may spend seven months of the year up to 3000 km apart. Parents tend to be equally involved in incubation duties, territorial defence and chick rearing, although males tend to remain with their youngsters longer than do females.

Via @wadertales.bsky.social: 34% of Islandic oystercatchers do the long distance relationship thing better than you did from September to Thanksgiving of your freshman year in college.

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They're so impressive. I definitely need to look into their catalog further.