Sorry if this looks weird/terrible. This was the only somewhat "normal" looking Pole Vaulting zombie model that exists.

"Bros Being Bros"

All-Star and Pole Vaulter!

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I can't believe there are people out there, loads of people actually, that DON'T take ALL of the cellophane off of their tobacco packs, like BRO, IT'S ALL GOTTA COME OFF IF I WANNA SMOKE WHATEVER IT IS.

"Proceed to Mercy Hospital!"

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Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of.

Call your reps NOW.

"Bar Hopping Blues"

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Welp, my grandmother got into a fender-bender at Chic-Fil-A when she was picking up my sister that works there.

She (and I assume the other person in the car) are okay, it just REALLY shook her up.

I think her back may have gotten hurt a little, but otherwise everything's okay.

*sigh* STILL miss it.

"Hot Pretzels"

First new pic that actually has All-Star's gun!

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GUYSSSS, WE HAVE ALL-STAR'S GUN NOW.

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Over 2 weeks later; I still wish I could go back to it, even though I'm still smoking my herbal cigarettes, and the fact that I'd have to let everyone know before I could buy more tobacco.

I made a commitment, and I HAVE to stay with it no matter how bad I want to go back to it.

"Back Alley Smoke"

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Who remember the COVID-19 apocalypse of 2020 - 2022?

Markets shelves were empty, people were panic buying toilet paper, everyone was required to wear masks, having to stay 6 feet apart, and of course, the outrageous conspiracy theories the came with the pandemic!

If you live in the U.S., you need to call your reps right now.

Don't be a bystander who said nothing

www.commoncause.org/find-your-re...

please never give north american conservatism a chance ever again. they show you their priorities are racism and warlordism over and over again

"My Store"

It may be the apocalypse, but here, you're safe with us. Now, all of our guns are on the house, and we'll give you the ammo needed for your gun!

In return, you keep your guns safe.

If you don't know what to pick, just ask for the recommended ones!

"Back Street Blues"

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Well, just got done watching a bunch of anti-smoking ads. Some were really good, while others were just dogshit, but most were convincing that I made the right choice to quit tobacco.

However, I am still addicted to my herbal cigs. Gonna try and quit when I run out of 'em.

Well, it's been almost 2 weeks since I quit tobacco.

I miss Virginia Slims 120s and Newport 100's...so fucking good.

I'd honestly go back to 'em for old time's sake, but it's better if I don't.

"Street Smoker"

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Fuck the Nazi States and Isntreal.

Literal cancers of the world that must be removed.

YOU: Hi my name is [name]. I’m calling from [ZIP CODE]. YOU: Today, President Trump said that “a whole civilization will die tonight” if Iran does not meet his deadline to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. That rhetoric is extreme, dangerous, and disqualifying. 
FOR THOSE W/ DEM ELECTEDS: I’m asking [ELECTED OFFICIAL] to publicly condemn this rhetoric and use every available procedural tool to stop further escalation, including support for impeachment and urgent public pressure on congressional leadership. FOR THOSE W/ GOP ELECTEDS: I’m asking [ELECTED OFFICIAL] to publicly condemn this rhetoric, press the administration and cabinet to treat this as disqualifying conduct. YOU: Calling this what it is matters. Even if removal is difficult, elected officials should treat rhetoric like this as unfit and dangerous. YOU: [OPTIONAL COMMENTS]

Script.

Here's the number for the congressional switchboard. Please call your reps and senators. This man needs to be removed from office now.

(202) 224-3121

"Clear as Day Rulebreakers"

No title names at this point but random bullshit.

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"Double Smoking"

(clever, i know)

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Happy Easter... I-I guess.

*THROW* FUCK MY GODDAMN BRAIN.

Day 7 of no tobacco/nicotine: FINALLY, after about a week of impatiently waiting, stressed the fuck out, they're here. My favorite brand of herbal smokes.

I can through the ones that hurt to smoke out now!

Day 6: So far, so good.

I am NOT going back to tobacco, but like I said, I'm still smoking herbal cigarettes and the plan is to wean off of those and cut smoking entirely out of my life for good; probably, and HOPEFULLY before my birthday.