That is a bit....overwhelming

way better than a snog

Had leek and potato soup with garlic bread for lunch and a red onion, cucumber and tomato salad with my biryani for dinner. All I can say is it’s a good job I’ve no plans to snog anyone later.

and Kylie "liked" it too 😍

I'm so sorry Donna. I'm at the end of my tether FOR you x

I genuinely find your candid way of posting the total antithesis of annoying. And boring is so subjective: I'm not bored by you in the slightest. Just worried about your damn eye and keeping everything crossed they are receptive to your next plan of action x

Can't believe The Other Bennet Girl left us on a cliff-hanger about Slim & Sprightly's performance at the 4.20 in York.

I keep going back to rewatch all her scenes

top tip: make it the bottom layer of your topping, it'll burn if it's sat on top of everything else

yeah, old habit adding corn, but it does cut through the slight bitterness of the green pepper (which is hands down the best pepper for pizzas)

I think that's what the kids call a slay - or did.

I enjoy plenty of topping 🙈

Ta 🤓

Thanks, they're growing on me x

Made THREE salads to go with it too.

Made a pizza

Ha ha 🎯

Either I don't remember Egg being this annoying or I don't remember being this annoyed by Egg. I'm guessing the latter, what with my tolerance levels plummeting when I hit 45.

Absolute scenes

Takes me right back to my school days when I had to pretend I fancied both

But you'll have a beautiful moo tooth

Ha, it's a client, who's genuinely lovely, and has genuinely forgotten to make payment, which makes it extra awks.

Me:
AI is ruining the art of spontaneous comminication.

Also me:
asking AI for tactful ways of requesting money owed to me by someone because it's the most awkward and excrutiating thing in the world.

Centrist 'journo' regularly bitching about the left chasing away nasty cunts from this site and how this is bad for business lol

Never mind pissing off other customers with the noise, it's that he couldn't grasp how dragging his kids in front of the kitchen doors was a blatant health & safety hazard. Utter moron.

It's kind of fitting that the thread turned out as chaotic as the incident. What a prick.

will be getting it on with a hot dad next week and asking if he'd like to inhale some capers

a funny look

Jacket potatoes for the foreseeable

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