Twink: "gee I can't wait to have a long and happy life"
Me, blowing him up with my mind (not in a kinky way but via ICBM)

Awawa would be happy to

Woah u really are large...

Bwomp

So jealous...

Bwomp

Ouuuugh... Full...

Welcome to this royal dragons lair~ Be influenced by my dragon smoke and get the hunger and the need to get me more food~ This dragon hungers for food and to indulge to my limit~ now go, my new servant!

Mmmmmmmm...Taco pie~
*(1/4th block of cheese + 0.33lbs beef + crushed chips)*
Mix in and heat cheese until stringy and homogeneous mass is made
*(no pic of food cause I ate it)*

struggled to get up after feasting all morning, needed a nap to rest off all the food, and getting out of bed was exhausting..

Will shave tonight

Goals

This chapter is much much more interesting than the last-

Someone should yoink me outta my shitty life and make me their actual bed

the good thing about possessing bodies is that you can indulge in way too many healing items without worrying about the inevitable results

mr. beheaded...

Im high

In awe at the size of this fatass cow,,,

Waking up really needing to rub guts with an mf

Mweheheheh gonna inflate feel free to chat as I blow

I meet all requirements here but damn my ass doesn't have enough income it feels...

Need fatties in the Midwest smh

Why thank ya~

Pls do 🥺