God, I love OF assists. #stlcards

I’d think twice about challenging Winn, there:)

This single, error, passed ball is kindof the #stlcards offense in a nutshell. Very hard to sustain, but let’s enjoy it while it lasts!

Nobody comes closer than Philly to matching Boston pettiness, but Boston pettiness is still undefeated.

GORMAN comes up HUY-UGE! #stlcards

Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.

Having a sideline reporter segment in the Enron outfield inter-spliced with gameplay was a choice. Helluva play by Church tho! #stlcards

2 reasons Trump can’t be excommunicated by the Pope…

Firstly, he’s not Catholic..and secondly, he doesn’t understand long words.

Go Cards, Go Cards, (tomorrow) Go Cards! #stlcards

Ping!

Jesus in Herod’s court when he says “Eff you, eff you,” looking lovingly at John, “you’re cool.” Concluding with, “I’m out!”

You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Lollygaggers!

<whispers>our family left early</whispers> #shame

Y’all - this team has been so fun thus far! #stlcards

Love that extra bag taken by Herrera! #stlcards

That’s so Oedipal.

Boss ass play by Kwan. #stlcards

Even Victor Scott II finds a hit sometimes. #stlcards

There ya go, Wetherholt! #stlcards

WALKER!!!!! #stlcards

Saying the Pope is weak on crime is like saying "the pope is weak on crime" (there are no good analogies for how fucking stupid that is; it's a category that contains exactly one example)

Photo of 2 men watching a baseball game wearing jerseys that read Harper and Lee.

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

Alligator tears for Vance and the autocrat defenders.

Spirituality Sunday Contrary Fidelity

Spirituality Sunday: Pathological Demand Avoidance and Practicing Fidelity. jeffgentry.substack.com/p/spirituali...

Yeah, but in a development year, we’ll take it. And I meant the Walker Kool Aid. But I’m excited about team performance so far.

Won’t get you into heaven any more,

It’s already over crowded, by your dirty little war

-Uncle John

If you’re feeling sad or anxious right now, just know that the Houston Astros are about to get swept by the Colorado Rockies

Artemis ii astronauts Christina Koch, Jeremy hansen, reid Wiseman, and Victor Glover as well as zero g indicator rise all smiling for the camera while in zero g inside the Orion capsule

I bet if you looked in their wallets you'd find they each have multiple library cards to their local libraries.