It’s all the sax… it got me pregnant 🤭

I second this statement! 👏🏼

completely agree 😩 such a blemish on the world these days.

nahhh you’re amazing 🩷🤍

I am so over these dreams trying to ‘prepare me for the worst’ mentally and emotionally.

thanks but I don’t want emotional fire drills… even when the whole world feels on fire. 😩 just want some rest and peace.

fuck 😭 I’m so sorry.. that is so many flavors of awful.

Ooo yeah Midsommar for sure! 😍

SAME!! 😭 I ate that shit right up!

Twelve horror movies to get to know me 🍿 (trying this off the top of my head lol)

Suspiria
The Substance
A Quiet Place
His House
Nosferatu
Get Out
The Menu
The Empty Man
Men
Speak No Evil
Ready Or Not
Jagged Mind

No surprise there at all 🫣

truly hate when bosses pull that shit 😮‍💨 but it also sucks from the onboarders side because you can FEEL that no one was really prepared for it and you don’t wanna make their jobs harder ughhh

Ahhhh so JEALOUS 😱😭🩷 but you absolutely deserve all the great experiences

If you're "celebrating" today, please don't drive under the influence. If you're in a place where it isn't legal, stay in a safe place with trusted people. Use a real ashtray to avoid a fire.

Drink lots of water. Have emergency snacks on hand. Thank the devil for his lettuce.

Got my hydration and electrolytes and snacks. And I’m staying the hell inside 😂✌🏼

enjoyyy 👏🏼😍

Thank you 🥹

it can always be a scream-singing party in my room like it’s 2008 again 😂 one of the finer uses of free will tbh.

yes indeed!! ☺️👏🏼

happy 420 to all my fellow degenerates 💚

ahhh a special wake and bake Monday ✌🏼

We got this 👏🏼👏🏼

😍🤍

That’s a consoling thought! ☺️

Oh yikes 😮‍💨 you weren’t even free on your birthday? I’m sorry!

Hope the same for you, dear ☺️

All struggles are interconnected. We're not free untill we are ALL free.

All struggles are interconnected. We're not free untill we are ALL free.

Girl LIES!! 😤you’re in mine!! 👏🏼👏🏼🩷

for real!! it isn't a CHOICE!! 😭 I would make better choices than look like a trembling leaf everywhere I go lmao

Heyyy let's go!! 😀

Belated congratulations, Tato! 😭💖 that's on me for barely opening my app yesterday! Hope you enjoyed it.