Get ‘em

it's even worse when you realize that to them "a book" means shit like rich dad/poor dad or the fox news shill of the months's new book, not like. novel. that's a book to them. they don't read much else.

The Riders have the Gelshocker Leader cornered.

A close-up of the Leader in his pointy red hood.

When the hood is removed, the Leader's head is revealed to be a ball of snakes.

And when the snakes are removed, the Leader's head is revealed to be a giant eyeball. Give him a top hat and he could sit in with The Residents.

Four views of Gelshocker's Leader from the series finale of KAMEN RIDER. When both Riders ambush him inside his base, the Leader cycles through several guises in the space of a couple minutes. I'm sure one or more of these looks gave some Japanese kids nightmares in 1973. #KamenRider #Tokusatsu

Image of a vintage book cover featuring a photograph of a giant hand pointing the barrel of a gun at the viewer as it comes through the front door of a house. Copy and title read HE BOUGHT A PIECE CAUSE HE’S DONE WITH PEACE GOD’S GUN Say your prayers

Mozart and Salieri

at some point I'd like to give someone a lock of my hair for them to keep on them at all times

the stump

Instead of just standard corpo-IP, I’m trying a new thing where I commission artists I like to do pieces based on songs I like, however the artist might interpret the vibe. Here’s one of the first pieces I got—Leo Fox, one of the best cartoonists right now, inspired by “Vesuvius” by Sufjan Stevens:

A figurine of a mouse playing a trumpet, in a museum. The card reads Bronze figure of a rat playing a trumpet Roman, 1st-2nd century AD

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I FINISHED CHAPTER TWO TODAY WA HOOOOOOOOOOO

and unfortunately it's impossible to find the kind of gay shit I want because fanfic readers are still on that found family pining shit. I want ABJECT MISERY‼️

I haven't been into anything I care to read fanfic for (or has fanfic at all) in AGES and I feel like I'm losing a part of myself. Im still reading but it's like. literature.

sometimes you feel insecure about something and you need to ask yourself if it's something a middle schooler would worry about, like having big hands or the wrong water bottle or having visible socks.

remember when people used to be embarrassed to let people know we wore socks under our shoes? we had to create the illusion of free balling our shoes for some reason. what a middle-school ass insecurity. grown men were doing this.

Cover art — “Dead End” — by Michael Whelan for Karl Edward Wagner, ed., “The Year’s Best Horror Stories: Series VIII” (DAW, 1980).

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

A person fused to their car suspended in a void, but this time it's just the inks and graphite

Still really happy with the inks/pencils version of it

It bears repeating that 5calls.org makes it incredibly easy to contact your reps. They give you the phone numbers, a script to read, and a run down of what is happening with each issue. I just called my senators in my pjs half awake and I'll probably do it some more later

all young men should work at MACY'S for at least 6 years instead of sitting around making prank phone calls while prematurely ejaculating

if it's not something you're going to want to keep 5 years from now it's not worth collecting. if it's not something you can pace yourself on collecting then it's not worth buying. stop buying 20 of the new thing and calling it a collection. that not collecting, you're just consuming!

collection trends are always stupid imo. pick your own damn thing to accumulate over the years and put on a shelf. you guys are 2 years late to labubus and like 5 years late to those Sony angels

Based on Stephen Gammell's cover illustration for 'Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark' by Alvin Schwartz. A clown skull is smoking a pipe over a dreamy landscape.

bringing this up again

I'm at a point in my life where I just want to play puzzle games instead of video games. I should dig out my old professor Layton games

man they even give you this talk about not accepting gifts when you sell fridges at home Depot. it's not even a difficult nuanced concept exclusive to high-level government work.

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