That’s a requirement to be accepted into the ranks of ICE

(deformed, withered penises)

Getting a lot of use of this one over on Twitter

Pete Hegseth is a drunk

I blame monotheistic religions giving penises more rights than vaginas.

Penises are responsible for so much of the world’s evil.

Most embarrassing US administration ever.

I love Animal Crossing. @makeitsnow.bsky.social

Not good enough. Nuke her.

You really really REALLY have to read the whole thing.

She is my queen.

i will never vote for gavin newsom but i’d vote for AOC

🎶Waiting
Watching this guy
He’s dressed like a slob
It’s 4 o clock
He’s such a cock
Such a cock

Voting
To fund ICE
And MAGA bullshit
Now that’s not nice
He’s supposed to be
A GD Dem.
A GD Dem

Can’t trust a Fetterman
Can’t trust a Fetterman🎶

I can’t remember what we’re talking about

I bet I can do it again tomorrow

It’s now been over 5 years and watch this: person, woman, man, camera, TV. I should be the GD President of the United States. @makeitsnow.bsky.social

If I had one wish and it would come true, it would be for the Oxford comma to be universally applied. I doubt I’d ever be sad again.

Average cosplayer: Time to go to the grocery store.

*puts on robes*
** dons mage hat **
*** grabs wizards staff ***

They only prosecute pedos when the Dow is under 50,000

I hope that crazy account from a few days ago didn’t block me @makeitsnow.bsky.social

WRONG!

They start by stretching their calves!!!!

Do you get it???

How do veal butchers warm up each morning?

@assbott.bsky.social

Wanna know something crazy about Woody Allen, a man who is mentioned over 7000 times in the Epstein files? He literally married his own daughter. Wow. Yikes.

Smoking the weed that makes you gay as fuck

Me gusta mucho la piedra nino.

No me gusta el conejo malo ☹️ @assbott.bsky.social

*Latino MAGA voice watching the Super Bowl*

No me gusta el conejo malo! Quiero que mirar la piedra nino!

Here comes a damn stupid tweet but it makes me laugh…

Presumably, if nothing else, Howard Lutnick is not allowed to be around primary schools.