I see the mansion is exactly as I left it. Good.

Don't give me that look. They come in all sizes.

Do you have a preference of length or heft?

... pretend I didn't phrase it like that.

It's a bit snug.

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Small life update: I'm moving this month with very short notice, so it's been a bit of a stressful start to the New Year. I'll be a bit inactive on here until I'm in a new place!

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Good morning, fish! It's Christmas Part 2: In-Law Boogaloo and I'll be out of town this weekend, so please don't mind the quiet. I'll get caught up on threads as soon as I'm back. 💙

I have plenty to spare.

Did you call for me, Hawke?

It's no trouble. What's an impossible revelation or two compared to the number of times someone has tried to kill us?

But, joking aside... *puts an arm around her shoulder* You know I'm here if you need me.

Gladly, you've earned it.

Even supposing elves were not always what we are now... I decided a long time ago that I *must* be more than what made me. That remains true.

I would make a deal with a demon right now if I could unsee this.

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It's #Headcanon Thursday! (I believe in myself that I can make it a thing).

I'll start with a little one: Fenris has a sweet tooth, especially for chocolate. He definitely doesn't keep any in the mansion, though. That'd require a level of self-care he hasn't quite mastered.

Abominations justifying theft, blood magic, and slaughter by any means? Now that I have no trouble believing.

But enough. Hawke, are you all right?

This is quite the revelation, if true.

The blood... and skin...? *takes a swig*

... pass me the wine.

I am wary of the price of whatever knowledge she is offering... but I am here, if you need me.

You called...?

Oh. I had not thought to see her again. Was your debt to this witch not settled years ago?

*scritches behind his ears* Good boy.

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i'm cackling

Wait...

*laughs* It's Agreggio. And no need to worry, I'm not that particular. Not during Hanged Man hours.

Count me in.

Anytime, Hawke.

[ #ooc ] ily too~ have some feelings that I've held in my heart since the Tumblr days

Why, do I seem in a good mood? Must be the good wine and better company.

Pspspspsp-- *chuckles*

Ah, what were we talking about again?

Seems I've no choice but kiss my way in, then. What a shame.

*rests their foreheads together and gives Hawke a soft kiss to the nose, then lips*

I should've known you already had that on you.

So long as you're prepared for the consequences.