What modern children really want is to be lectured about election theft by a creepy old man while they are trying to find chocolate eggs

(S)he looks incensed

😱

…forever

I know someone with the surname Hoare whose brother is called Nicholas. Apparently his parents didn’t notice. Amazing

You’re much more sanguine about it than I would be! I hope it turns up soon

Has Luis found his car?

When you tell your nan once that you like that big clock in auntie Julie’s lounge

This person needs new and better friends.

Close up of a black and white spaniel’s head appearing at the edge of a sofa. He looks hopeful (he’d like to go out in the garden and see if that hedgehog from earlier in the week has dared to come back yet)

Ralph has big plans for tomorrow (mostly napping and stealing stuff), so he’d be grateful if sane voices could prevail

This is not Sandra at the council who does the permits, fault.

I deeply resent the fact that either continued cognitive decline or death will mean he’ll never know the damage he has caused and the contempt history will have for him.

My gran (born 1918) always kept chocolate in the fridge and would take the carving steel to it to break a bit off for you

Surprising that the Archbishop of Canterbury said that after her sermon this morning

Even the pigeon thinks this is a bad idea

So, how did the great plague of 2026 start…

I wore a jumper that was older than some of our younger team members yesterday. I’m not even all that old, I still have a child at primary school 😱

I’ve been reading this tonight, many chuckles at Gorgonzola’s real name, and a proper gasp when we entered the tomb!

😂

Missing year end? 😱

Dad said I’d get to meet someone famous

This is why you shouldn’t scroll Bluesky just before going to sleep 😱

Move County Durham where? I think it’s fine where it is

Warming planet, masses of unshaded glass, what could go wrong 🥵

Do you think anyone will remember how to score one if we ever get one?

Kid is 20 😱

Our school French trips always included a tour of the some champagne caves and then a suspiciously long time unsupervised in the car park and a long wait at customs on the way home 🤨

MOTD producers must be relieved

Probably less fun in Sainsbury’s I imagine