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Posts by The Pumpkin Dipshit

Oh man the entire generation of shinzo abe animes about how getting married is the greatest adventure didn't do it but Wholesome Baby M3gan is gonna flip a switch in their heads like baby making sleeper agents! For sure dude.

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I love being a cool independent thinker who has to change his opinions about his favorite games because some eternally miserable asshole higher up some imaginary food chain says so. It makes me so cool.

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Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere new-englandry is loosed upon the world,

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Not gonna lie I don't see how that would make him stop being a Nazi

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I mean cayenne does have some pretty blatantly false marketing around how hot it is. Mildest hot sauce at the supermarket is a cayenne sauce called "Frank's red hot"

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“With the 14th pick in the third round, the 49ers select Defensive Tackle Sleve McDichael, Oiho Satate”

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Quick, do the ritual and haunt a goku

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if you are capable of looking as ridiculous and pathetic as that mugshot, it's on you to realize that jerking off in public and throwing your jizz at people has a high likelihood of resulting in you looking that ridiculous and pathetic in your mugshot

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no I'm not warned I'm the punpkin dip shit

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I am also curious about "hagiographie ridicule" and "accusations de pédocriminalité"

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what if we took a few well known antisocial character flaws that are unfortunately common in men and just *weird, vague hand gesture* pathologized the whole gender?

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hey headquarters quick question is he still a proud, committed white supremacist? Is he still a terrible bigot toward women and queer people? Should we give a single shit about this in any other way than pointing and laughing at rats fleeing a sinking ship?

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yes. Yep. This. All this right here. And of course they individually stop thinking that way when they're the ones dying of ass cancer, but it doesn't do them any good at that point.

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We're talking about the same guys who would absolutely rather die of colon or prostate cancer than let a doctor touch their butt

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My secdef said communicable disease keeps eating his soldiers and I asked him what he was doing about it and he said he just lowered recruiting standards so I said “it sounds like you’re just feeding low income men to microbes” and his generals started crying

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The unspoken part of right wing antivax is just that the shit-for-brains He-Man Alpha Males actually think taking any kind of safety precaution for any reason is woke and soy and gay and fat, to include literally all preventative medicine.

a vaccine is just an injectable helmet or seatbelt, to them

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She's ray shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes

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Wow. You would feel so stupid right now if you were wrong instead of obviously correct. I would actually feel sorry for you.

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the only funny thing about dersh is his confidence that he's still an influential voice that a lot of wealthy liberals listen to

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and nobody even made a "stigma balls" joke, which is

wait damn how do I delete thi

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my heart cries out for "pack a bag lunch, do it on TV, complete with exhortation that the faithful should follow his lead" but that might be a little rude of me

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Just making sure I’ve got it correctly: Hasan Piker has a history of controversial statements making him a unacceptable risk for the electoral prospects of Democrats whereas Tucker Carlson is a high profile defection and proof that a big tent approach is working?

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buddy that puts you in the "excel power users" category

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tucker carlson, still a proud white supremacist, still a misogynist, still a terrible person, still despises everyone reading this, claims to regret trump support for reasons nobody left of ronald reagan should care about. Covering it any other way is right wing apologia.

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(Extra Broad egg noodles at the grocery store)

You tellin me this pasta's a fucken bigamist???

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YouTube music algorithm is absolutely ironclad convinced that the correct song to follow bling bang bang born is aerosmith's dream on. And it's not that I'm mad exactly it's just that I have no idea why it thinks so

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Despite their focus on beneficial ancient knowledge which has been lost or suppressed, Atlantis and other lost civilizations are tainted by association with Himmler's esoteric Nazi occultism, and are therefore Protocols.

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Believing something funny? Let me show you something
The two types of conspiracy theory are Theosophy and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. All of them fall into one of these two categories.
Ancient Aliens? Theosophy
Illuminati? Protocols
Cryptids? Theosophy
Lizard headed aliens? Protocols

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