today i petted my small black electric fan bc i mistook it for a cat

i love the aesthetic of someone who does crafts and sewing, i love their craft rooms or craft areas and i want one. but i absolutely do not want to craft or sew

um i just sold $263 worth of cat stuff to the tv show the rookie, so next season when there's a crazy cat lady, that stuff was me

I have accrued a large amount of vintage cat and animal cards. I'd love to send you a (random) card and note this summer. Just message me your address!!

thank you for your assurance

I watched Notting Hill and Heretic back to back and is it weird that I find Heretic Hugh Grant more attractive?

me whenever i get paid: i should spend this immediately so i don't worry that im going to spend it all

Contributor: Art for art's sake, or the president's? The Trump administration's decision to rescind or terminate National Endowment for the Arts grants is not only a threat to the survival of arts organizations.

“ 'It is difficult,' William Carlos Williams wrote in 1955, 'to get the news from poems / Yet men die miserably every day / for lack / of what is found there.' ” Our contributing editor David L. Ulin on the NEA's termination of grants.

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you know the old saying, the more cat brooches you buy, the closer you are to god

the cat is very sure that behind the bookshelves are all the answers and her lack of access needs to be addressed

it's my last day being 40 before i begin aging backwards toward a new childhood

There was a deli in my small town growing up that made hamburgers shaped to fit their sub bread and it was the best hamburger of my life. They closed well over 2 decades ago and I think of them often.

Fellow authors, I love you, and I know it feels like we don’t have a choice, but B&N and Am*zon both scheduled sales this week to preempt Independent Bookstore Day, a hugely vital source of income for indie bookstores. Please don’t promote their sales; please promote your local indie this week.

i watched a video of an orange cat who was accepted by a herd of capybaras and my question is would a herd of capybaras accept and also take care of me?

every week i think: why does a small child such as myself have to work a job! surely this breaks several labor laws

Stunners

some standout items! ahhhh!

i drove 3 hours round trip to buy these 5 boxs of cat items (for $50 total) this weekend and let me tell you, it was amazing

imagine explaining to cat sitters that what your cat really likes is if you get down on all fours and pretend to be a cat too and then you head butt one another

every time i assign a reading to students, i discover upon re-reading it that it has at least 10 more descriptions of dicks in it than i remembered. i feel like i have dick-blindness unless i read something thinking about students reading it

well i've been awake for over 4 hours. that's enough of that.

I also found all these vintage blank cards. I'm in my paper ephemera phase, maybe

Spent some time digging through someone's garage and found these vintage books. The coloring book is from the year after I was born

yeah, ceramic cat statue. this is my favorite particular mold/shape

I got a forever ceramic cat yesterday and I learned things about myself like "wow you're a fast bleeder" and honestly, it's nice to be good at something

Here's a photo of my cat asking for breakfast

i didn't but i am trying so hard to be choosier with my purchases lately! i love a weird object and i hope someone who loves it finds it (and not a reseller)

i didn't accomplish much today but i did visit the weird junk at the thrift store

a decade ago when friends and coworkers talked about their kids id reciprocate with stories about my cat. now when they talk about their spouses im like woah buddy wait until you hear what my cat said this morning (it was 17 shrill screams while he stood on my nightstand, facing me)

i went to this wild mansion estate sale where everyone was scooping up fancy vintage clothing and pricy wall art and of course i found this guy on a shelf in the garage