God bless these patriots for cleaning the Trump Hollywood star the way our president would want.

I’ve got a good feeling about our new Interim AG.

What did Cricket know and when did he know it??

No Kings is just a distraction from the real party at CPAC.

Wokesters shout No Kings because President Trump is our first leader with the spirit of the mighty Fairo, who with Christ as his foreman, built the great pyramids of Egypt, which the left wants to replace with a statue of gay Spider-Man eating pickles.

Prices are down under President Trump!

So proud of my daughter, as she wakes up every morning to sing our national anthem God Bless the USA, in falsetto opera, as President Trump leaves for work.

Stephen Colbert doesn’t understand Lord of the Rings, otherwise he’d know Jr Tolkien created Gandorf the Brave in the image of President Trump, who would’ve supplied the whole village with enough magic rings to make sure the good fortune, low mule prices, and winning never ends.

After Cadbury’s War on Easter, I’ll be giving the visitors in my mall village fresh eggs straight from the farm.

Once again, the Oscar nominations exclude quality patriotic cinema, because they hate when movies promote good conservative values that speak to our Straightriotism. #Oscars

Forget the Jack Smith testimony, I’m watching Fox News for the real stories of the day.

While wokesters pretend to celebrate #MLKDay, only President Trump would have personally chartered a bus to help Dr. Malcolm Luther King Jr. and his fellow patriots reach Selma without having to march in the cold, because the radical left are the real racists who hate luxury.

President Trump keeps winning!

My nephew wanted to meet his hero President Trump, so we did the next best thing and hired a world class impersonator to help make it the best birthday party ever!

My latest piece honors Scott Adams, creator of The Office, and the first comic strip to show a computer. The Straightriotism of Dilbert and Dogbert can be seen in President Trump and VP Vance, who also started their own businesses while coding data and replacing ink cartridges.

An inspiring site as Elon and Ted Cruz, former grade school classmates, still join each other for church every Sunday morning.

New Presidential portrait of the first couple is 🔥🔥

No matter what happens in the world, never forget, Matt Walsh will always be the real victim.

After the Minneapolis footage doesn’t fit his narrative, Ben Shapiro bravely shows footage from Cannonball Run instead.

Checking in with our leading expert on running things over with your car.

I for one always turn my car away from people when I try running them over.

Matt Walsh has studied the Minneapolis ICE video closely, and has determined the shooting was self defense.

We’ve decided to go with “it’s rhetoric’s fault when we murder people.”

New Presidential portrait just dropped!

Thanks to the leadership of Dr. RFK Jr, sickness is a thing of the past, and we are closer to achieving full immortality. #MAHA

Daycare centers refuse to let my citizen journalist son in to see if they have kids.

Remember, January 6th was just simply peaceful tourists, which was actually just antifa, but actually we were tricked by feds, plus it was just playful trespassing, and also it was just a meet and greet for Chaya and fans.

#LawAndOrderParty
#PartyOfPersonalResponsibility

In my latest piece, President Trump gathers the kids and his loyal head elf Melania to tell of his bravery in being the first president to legalize Christmas.

This tradition shall be passed on to future generations to honor those given life sentences for saying Merry Christmas.

It don’t matter that my family ditched me, because in my art I’m already having a Happy Thanksgiving with 3 proud patriots, President Trump, Gondy, and a side of Christ Jesus.

The Wicked 2: For Good is in theaters, but takes out the Straightriotism that made Wizard of Oz great.