I think at the conclusion of the season i need to see mikel Arteta commit seppuku on the Emirates pitch

Gabriel is an absolute fucking moron

If Arsenal bottle this title, they’d be daft not to try and convince Bernardo to move down there.

No idea if he’d entertain it but he’s still good enough to play a big role in a team that are crying out for his experience.

O’Reilly’s small space game isn’t far off Kobbie, fantastic footballer.

convinced Gary Neville would give up one of his titles with United to see Arsenal win today. He’s such a fucking odd ball.

loved that performance from Kobbie tonight

the lack of urgency United players show to close down crosses and long range shots is maddening. Every week.

lovely to see Thwaites making the bench, he was top last night at Old Trafford.

Surprised Kukonki didn’t make it in all honesty though given the injuries

glad to see United have appealed the Lisandro Red but the way things are we refereeing atm really not anticipating much joy

thought the post essentially saying Carl Anka was a rugby fan making a career out of football journalism was harsh when I saw it.

Listening to him discuss the red card last night though…

Shows absolutely zero understanding of the mechanics of football/defending in that whole section on TOTD.

Also, how is it possible that United still don’t know the extent of Maguire’s ban? He was sent off over *three weeks* ago.

The fuck do these people do all day?

10 years ago I think Mazraoui makes a superb PL fullback. Tidy off both feet and good reading of the game. A bit of a Cesar Azpilicueta type.

He just doesn’t have the athleticism to be a regular starter at fullback for a CL level club in England in 2026.

another game another situation where fans in the ground have no idea what’s happening with VAR.

No amount of “correct decisions” is worth this, it’s fucking shite and always has been.

Ugarte surely pound for pound the worst signing we’ve made.

For all of the flaws with Sanchez, Antony, Sancho, at least they are actual footballers.

@Gyok is this true?

Poor guy, I didn’t realise he knew a woman. Feel bad for thinking he was just a rape-apologist cunt

watching the Newcastle fans reaction to the Tonali news is very funny.

He’s shit, entirely replaceable and can’t pass the ball 5 yards. Yet they’re gonna milk United dry for enough money to rebuild their squad.

Odd bunch.

you really have to worry for Spurs at this point, surely they can’t sack him now?

we could be on the verge of an all-timer brain dead moment from Romero in the next 20 minutes.

I can feel it.

I know code when I see it.

MUMPS
MUMP
MUM
MU
MUF
MUFC
MUFC!

used to think calls like this were a bit much but this season has been on another level.

Absolute shambles week on week.

dived into the Matchstick after the game to have a little Liverpool hate watch. It has not gone to plan.

under Ten Hag I thought I’d seen Bruno coming towards the end and that the sheer volume of minutes had started catching up to him.

Makes me look a clown week after week.

Bruno 👑

we don’t “deserve” to still be 1-0 up but just enforce the rules lads.

absolutely fuck off, on what planet is he not interfering there?

for all the criticism of Dalot, you can’t fault his ability to get in behind.

However, he turns into Joe Gomez every time he’s in. Come on lad.

this is all a bit uninspiring, isn’t it?

have to say, a little less confident in this rn.