This is the Silksong of Superbowls. #superbowl #sillsong

Why would I change my compromised passwords? They make me strong.

The first time I heard it I thought someone must have applied some filter to his voice to make him sound ridiculous. Nope.

Sad but true.

This is my life. Also a Dell

Everyone knows bullets are more deadly than rocks, so why didn’t the cavemen throw bullets? Were they dumb?

The urge to play with the computer in the background of Jerry Seinfeld’s apartment.

It’s me!

“All these kids talking about how they want AirPods for Christmas, they should be asking for forgiveness from the AirGod.”