Have him stand in the background shirtless with a switched off microphone every episode just ranting and raving, occasionally turn the mic on and use it as a soundboard drop

Wait wait wait does this genuinely say "put something like" at the beginning as though it's been copy pasted lazily from a Teams message that's fucking incredible nobody does political dishonesty this poorly I love it

My take is that it's mostly manufactured outrage from the conservative republican base that want to untether themselves from Trump before he sharts himself off the mortal coil. They know that his base don't care about the heinous atrocities and lies so they're using this as a religious wedge instead

Playing Final Fantasy XIII-2 and I'm curious to know which designer had the idea for the npcs in Academia to constantly fall over

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

No cloud, no squall shall hinder us

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Delicious food, thank you

I'd be much more interested in the rotation of the earth if watching a full episode didn't take all fucking day

The deck is mostly FF9 characters and dragoons because I love draGooning

Finally built and played a viable FFTCG deck with a friend and the moment where it clicked and both of us "got" the game was magical

Go easy on them they couldn't even name themselves, not a lot of brain activity up there.

If I was the Lord Marshal I would simply not teleport directly into Riddick's dagger

Microdosing myself on slightly problematic yuri to build up an immunity to toxic yuri

FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

Ever since RM Brown pointed out that Tim sounds like a cartoon cat I can't unhear it. "Smells are racist! And you're racist for smelling people!"

An online form entitled "Sexual Orientation". The options are No, Not Disclosed, and Yes.

Now that's what I call Inclusive design!

Congrats big boy, you're looking at a nude egg

And furries! Never forget the importance of furries

happy good friday everybody

One Piece is so impossible to play now that I'm learning Magic. It's rough out there

[obama starting a new game in re2] uhhh let me be claire

Hell I might have even considered showing it to him

If I was on Taskmaster I would simply complete the tasks in a novel and interesting way

Started rewatching One Piece again (6th time) and I'm once again on my soap box - Usopp needs to have it out with his deadbeat dad for abandoning his son and dying wife. He came back multiple times to visit Luffy and didn't bother going to visit them while he was there. Loser!

Every time I follow someone on here they turn out to be a baseball freak!!!!! Enough!!!

Watched Scream for the first time last night. False advertising. Barely even yelped

They can't unhorny click, too late!

LAPD officers arrest a protester dressed as the Statue of Liberty outside a federal building during a ‘Kings Day’ protest. (Connor Sheets/Los Angeles Times)

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...