White House snitches
Tellin all their business
Sit in the court and be their own star witness
"Do you see the perpetrator?"
Yeah, I'm right here

It's going down, we're yelling timber

Is ARod always this lame? Making young Mark Cuban seem cool with these player hugs.

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This shot might have been even worse... somehow

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Phony Brothers

Touché

I hate these more though. It may well be because I've seen the block and Kyrie's three a trillion times since and I've been stockholm'd into acceptance. But nevertheless.

ARod

That Jokic pass was awful

Yup. Color combo was good there, and basic design was fine enough, they were just had that garish, unfortunate sheen. These are just bad on all levels, including the name font somehow.

a basketball player wearing a yellow jersey with the number 24 on it is raising his fist in the air . ALT: a basketball player wearing a yellow jersey with the number 24 on it is raising his fist in the air .

Playoff Jamal Murray

I hate their decision making so much. There are many heaters to choose from. I loathe these ones so so much.

Denver still trotting out the worst jerseys in the league is the thing that we keep them from winning a title

15 in 12. Technically got there. Too bad, usually guarantees a win.

The Knicks,
Nominated for the best home Ls
And they don't deal with stress so well

Demonstrated in the perforated Rod Lavers

Bridges, burnt

Alexander Walker woooooow, that's as elite as you'll see

Then walked by him like a traffic cone for another bucket, yikes

I take it all back, CJ just teleported Jalen Brunson to a different century

My analysis: Knicks should score more than 1 pt per minute in the fourth quarter

Peach liquor based novelty shot at Dick's Last Resort

Kuminga just made Brunson look like he's 4'7", good god the ferocity

feat. Sufjan Stevens

Just one. Not even Brooklyn somehow.

First time he's supported a Chicago guy since Mars was glazing Mike

what

"Kuminga's Reponse" sounds like the worst direct-to-streaming Amazon Prime horror thriller

Not even a Knicks fan but that is a perfect hat.

I still couldn't wear it personally but I don't want it burnt and that says a lot

Me favorite CBD infused happy meal item