my great grandfather: "I must devote my life to slowing the creeping oxidization of my iron so I may continue to provide for my family"
me: "haha crab"

Do your mother fucking job you god damn disgrace

I understand she was just following the party, but just following orders is the same thing ICE is doing right now

By showing weakness you, being the Dem politicians, have told the most extreme that we all are free game to be hunted, executed

For years I was homeless in Macomb County and after 2021 I would regularly hear plots of assassinations and threats of mass murder of non republicans out in the open

I tried to tell dingell this and whoever answered the phone refused to believe me

To the aid reading this

I called the rep's office weeks ago and said the Rep's actions were going to lead to something like this

Specifically, when the president gave his address and the party coordinated matching outfits and held up snarky signs

Casting this over the San Andreas Fault

Maybe this is the messaging the transfem community needed all along

Yeah she was born with hers, but does hers have a v8 twin turbo?

a green frog wearing a yellow helmet is riding a scooter ALT: a green frog wearing a yellow helmet is riding a scooter

@umich.edu gives me access to a free sub to NYT so I can finally stay up to date with @jamellebouie.net

Im sure if it was filed under "employee wellness" it could sneak through

I found out how much the department of energy might give me in grants and how much private investors invest in the nuclear fusion sector

I'd be able to afford so much cardboard

Me in a French club's bathroom:

We’re just normal men

We get some baseball player & MIT gets Hank? @umich.edu please do better for the 27 commencement speaker

🖤🖤🖤

Consider this a formal petition to put dinosaur hair clips on your wishlist

I wish I could lib max so hard I always had a blue outline

Some guy with a robot hand asked me to take a photo then tried to get me to donate for refugees of Alderan

I like how the jiggly puff ears look like lil cat ears

There is no hell deep enough to contain the people involved with this

When & wear liberal 😤

He probably meant his gas is $1.84 now that his McDonalds is now subsidized by Saudi Arabia

Baristas be like:

Nope

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Actually you're not allowed to say that because I said so

"My deck costs $1k" and its just 4 of those and 56 mountains

I started watching from episode 1 when winter semester ended last week & I'm on 205 rn, debating on staying up all night to get caught up