I’m still laughing at that marathon video where the one guy sprints into first at the last second

Top level shithousery that

My (already 2nd hand*) 3 year old iphone 12 has decided it's time to just be an absolute of unusable, unchargeable, glitchy ✨piece of shit✨ so its finally time for an upgrade i guess (fuck u apple ecosystem of degrading old device software on purpose)

*deffo nicked and refurbed for ebay

cant believe youre admitting you love breaking the law so publicly

With alllllll the advancements in technology and alllllll the data these companies have on us- WHY do we still get adverts for things we've already purchased?

I ALREADY BOUGHT A DIVAN BED A FEW MONTHS AGO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I NEED ANOTHER ONE

a bear wearing a red hat and a blue hoodie ALT: a bear wearing a red hat and a blue hoodie

Who Amazon sees you as:

Tinned mackerel fillets (plain, in brine) are ELITE and now I’m wondering why other tinned fish I’ve been missing out on over the years

Creased at Bristol’s Brewdog taping over their signs and calling themselves “Dog Gone” instead

Really hope all the staff involved have been able to make it through what must be a horrible time of uncertainty

Personally, I think the U16 social media bans should extend to parents documenting parenthood online without withholding their children's identities

I find it so funny when middle class people get offended when you call them middle class

Like oh I’m sorry does it upset you that you’ve had less societal and financial barriers to achieving your goals and dreams? Boo fucking hoo

After literal YEARS of listening to a product sponsored on a podcast I love, I finally decided to try it- but its been like a year since they last did an ad read and the discount code doesnt work anymore 😭

Baked in ads should have evergreen codes!

ive lost 2 nose piercings in my sleep this week

either that or the dental stocks have plummeted and the Tooth Fairy is diversifying their income streams

I know there’s MUCH WORSE things happening literally everywhere rn but my coffee machines broken and that might be the final straw

The way some parents talk about their kids online BAFFLES me

Imagine telling thousands of strangers personal things about your teenage kids and assume it’s safe that it won’t somehow get back to them?

You’d have to be so naive to still think the World Wide Web is a safe space

If you send a voice note instead of a text you are saying that you think your time is more important than the person who has to spend time listening to you bore on

I’m such a nerd bc I’ve clocked that Tesco are using the same as copy for their generic produced audio podcast ads as their Host read ones and I find it fascinating

They say your 20s are the most exciting time of your life

I’m currently googling how to get to big Morrisons tomorrow via bus

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When I die I want you all to promise you won’t use chatGTP to make my In Memory Of graphics, at least use a Canva Pro template please xx

AI generated poster in Asda telling people to review it

I’m in a really bad place right now

Not mentally, just in Asda Bedminster

If I was in charge of a dating app, instead of making X amount of likes a premium feature, I'd restrict how many matches you can have.

Throwing out a like is a literal shot in the dark, but choosing if you want to make way for a new conversation? that's intentional

Normalise telling people their dogs are ugly

happy new tax year - making tax digital has begun

Scarlett johanson crying

You know how when people say “you smell good” what they mean is “I can smell your strong perfume/aftershave”

Starting to think when people say “I love your smile” they actually mean “Christ that’s some teeth isn’t it”

Fascinating how easily AI doorbell cam videos can look decent

Just think about alllllllllllllllllllllll that data they’ve had to train their models on 🤯

Sometimes I remember you can literally listen to 15 minutes of me with popping candy on BBC Sounds and it makes me laugh

Truly a bizarre career highlight I often forget about

Pint of Guinness (not pictured: heartbroken woman nearing her 30s)

Suns out

Just seen a clip of the most awfully lit “video podcast”

If you’re gonna pay for a full studio kit out design with an LED sign at least stick some lights on too ffs

Tired of starting from scratch

Can all the British comedians please just form their own version of dropout so I can support your content for one monthly fee instead of micro transactions going to every patreon and their wife 😭

I find it hilarious that TV Licensing sponsor podcasts

Like no babes I don’t watch tv bc I’m too busy listening to all my FREE podcasts thank you