The best asskisser. The biggest most beautiful asskisser of all. Never seen a better asskicker. Some applause for Tim 'sold my soul " Cook, ladies and gentlemen.

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Man, I can't wait for pretrial discovery.

The Fraud's Prayer:
Our Father, who art in the White House,
hallowed be thy combover;
thy blingdom come;
thy will be dumb;
In Washington as you are in Florida.
Give us this day our daily round of golf.
And forgive us our insider trading,
as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us...

If you are using AI to write books, you are a thief. Your work is pulled from the amalgamation of actual writers who sweat bullets to hone their craft only to watch it stolen. Not a writer. At best, an accomplice to a burglary.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

I think most people would prefer this. #Science

What a whale chopping, broke-brained, never had to pay a.medical bill in his snot-rich life
racoon junk lover. He deserves himself.

Yes, wait.

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I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

If he was a Republican primary voters would have carried him on their shoulders into the White House.

When do you think this guy last stood in a grocery checkout line? Pumped his own gas? Sweated a medical bill?

But the eggs!

Melania Trump Says She Was Not a Victim of Jeffrey Epstein

An indignant rebuttal to no known Epstein accusation at all? Dig deeper? Listen to the survivors? Friends, we are so far into the Upside Down here that we are perilously close to being right side up. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

So...a war to take spotlight off Epstein...Epstein to take focus off war...

I went and saw Project Hail Mary.
A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie.
Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that.
He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

He enjoyed this.
He doesn't see what he did as a normal human being would. He revels in the chaos, as a means to stay in the spotlight and enjoy the spectacle of people hanging on his next move. It makes him feel powerful.
Which is also why he has to be removed from office.

The Iranians forming human shields on bridges and around infrastructure have more faith in Donald Trump's humanity and impulse control than I do.

Repeatedly.

The man who watches Trump all day, every day Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president, from meandering speeches to impromptu press conferences. He says it’s ‘pretty bleak’

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

Ready in two weeks.

"He wanted it big. He wanted lots of gold, lots of marble. He wanted visitors awestruck by his architectural expansion of the country’s symbolic seat of power."

{gift link} www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Ma'am, you are an inspiration to us all.

The Iranian Embassy in South Africa weighs in:

Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.

Never a truer thing he’s said.

Artemis II sent a pic of the beautiful garden planet we are too greedy, lazy, short-sighted, and ungrateful not to destroy:

No, but then neither can he...

So inspiring

There are quotas, my friend.

When you wear the cross but you've lost the plot.