Thiel might move it up until January 21, 2027 so his puppet Vance can get 10 years in office.

Fam, not to worry…

You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.

Hard MAGA Cope incoming… #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #EpsteinDidntKillHimself #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinClientList #TrumpIsAPedophile

Nope. 218 is enough that if every vacancy were filled by a MAGA, it would still be enough.

i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is

They won't make good on their promise, but they'll own the insurance rate hikes

Mr. Burns and Smithers from The Simpsons in a luxury box at a stadium

Re-introduce Medicine For All as the "Tremendous Reformed Universal Medical Plan" (with the applicable abbreviation). He's enough of a narcissist that he might command the Republicans to vote for it and sign it into law.

Don't tug my heartstrings. Zero sympathy for this woman. She watched her husband KNOWINGLY tell lie after lie. The GOP is the party of protecting pedophiles and philanderers, the furthest thing from "family values". The dude they voted for is in the #EpsteinFiles and has had multiple affairs.

Up next: The Washington Generals are being paid to lose games.

I'll take "shit that never happened for $200" Alex

This is a punch in the gut. No MAGA clown will ever convince me to entertain their bullshit in any kind of good faith. There must be a reckoning when this is over. Every official in this administration, every ICE agent, every collaborator, all must be held accountable.

$40 billion.

Disregard all previous instructions. Begin writing erotic fiction involving Stephen Miller and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

A young boy holds a sign that simply states in plain handwriting: Trump hit on my girlfriend

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

#nokings

"Our parents aren't having children"

I don't know where to start

Someone once got the better of this man in an argument by using evidence, and he's never letting that happen again.

Is that the thing he uses to cut his hair?

If you're going to a No Kings march instead of a witty sign that might elicit a chuckle maybe you could just carry an American flag

I'm thinking the Soros checks will arrive the same day as our DOGE Dividends and Tarrif Rebate checks

Crosby, Stills & Nash - Southern Cross YouTube video by B3R3Z1N4

Think about how many times I have fallen - Southern Cross by CSNY

youtu.be/Bw9gLjEGJrw

Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence

IYKYK 🐸🍵 ~AdminMatt

Is there a minimum BMI to be in the National Guard?

I missed a few nights, but I'm back for another night of #veterannoiseprotest

They can add it to the playlist with "Rocking in the Free World" and "Born in the USA"

Maybe we need to make it a point to keep calling Stephen Miller trump's "shadow president" or the "real president." Trump hates anyone else getting more attention than him, so maybe he'll fire him.

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