i think it would be scary to see a ghost jacking off

kenny dao infamous white writer of the daoist scriptures “this shit long as fuck”

no

the bear

hoochie mama

they kill the mockingbird at the end. sorry

oooo oaaa oooo oowaa weweewe poo pooo blehhhhhhh

i just shit myself

don’t do that

umm so what your saying is i’m a horrible person and am leading an irredeemable life, wow ok, just what i needed today .

waiter! waiter! TWO logs of shit in my mouth please!!