My authentic shelf

Is wiener's circle just another term for a cock ring?

fashizzle my chisel

Girl I'm still stuck on that sentence that preceded all these drugs

Scottie Peepin

I kinda forgot dick cheney died. Like a fart in the wind

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

Gonna squeeze a workout in before world war three begins

Dude it's fantastic

screenshot from Michael Clayton of George Clooney as Michael Clayton, which reads MICHAEL CLAYTON in white font, and "directed by Tony Gilroy" in red and green font

🚨 PSA: Michael Clayton is currently streaming on the Criterion Channel 🚨

The Right’s Crusade Against Birthright Citizenship Is Just Getting Started A single vote for Trump would be as shameful as anything the Court has done in recent memory—and set the stage for future attacks on the Constitution’s promises.

Even if Trump loses at the Supreme Court, I promise you that opposition to birthright citizenship is already mandatory for any future Trump judicial nominees. The conservative legal movement never treats a decision it dislikes as "settled." It just waits for another shot.

*visibly frightened* who even cares about going to the moon. or outer space in general. it’s all stupid

Being away from home for one night is the perfect length for a vacation

Jake Tapperware

No kinks day

We the Pimple

One size fits hole

Pere Uber

That blep is nuts

Birches be crazy

Oxford coma

Big stinky goth gf

Idk a butter face sounds tasty

It you're not 15 minutes late, you're early

Apple bottom hymns 🙏

i miss the 90s

between this weather and daylight savings this weekend i might literally astral project

I watched Michael Clayton last week, after watching it only 6 weeks before that, and I could easily watch it again right now

wowow i'm too young for myself

Jeez Ruiz