Made a murder wall.

(To work on the 1934 murder mystery puzzle book Cain’s Jawbone)

Attornodes Generaleese

What if it was attorneys generals?

Because they aren’t my dogs. 😅 Here’s a dog pic, also not my dog.

Do not be concerned for me because I am transgender.

There are many, much more interesting and exciting reasons to be concerned for me.

My astrology app Co-Star listed “doom scroll” as an item on my “don’t do today” list.

Which flamingo are you today?

I never turned my homework in and I’m not going to start now.

Please quote or reply to this with some good news.

I was feeling anxious so I cleaned my living space and now I would like validation that I did a thing so that my brain may rest.

And I have ADHD, so I have the paperwork filled out in a Google Drive and the idea of driving to the library to print it, then mail it in, is too much.

Filling out paperwork and mailing it in is just the adult version of homework.

Integrity is more than not telling lies.

Integrity is being able to listen to your gut, be honest with yourself about what you are feeling, and recognizing your needs, wants, and boundaries.

You can’t be honest with others if you are dishonest with yourself. Feel your feelings.

It's the same way trans people have gender but cis people don't

Black people have race but white people don't

Everyone is a man until proven otherwise

Etc etc etc

Thank you for this.

5. I love absurd memes.

4. I love pets with human names.

3. I love the smell of pre-COVID pandemic hand sanitizer and the excitement of finding old bottles of it lying around.

I love walking barefoot in the woods on a hot summer day.

I love the texture of mochi.

1 like = 1 THING I love I mean

I’m in ❤️ 1 like=1 think I love

The deepest point of the ocean is around 30,000 ft.

The highest point of Mount Everest is almost 30k ft.

Commercial airplanes fly at about 30k ft.

So when you see a plane flying across the sky, you have a metric for not just how deep the ocean is, but also for how tall Mt Everest is.

Life hack: if you wanna ask someone out but you feel anxious that they’ll say no, just wait.

Then when you get like a stack of 4-5 people you want to ask out, you can copy/paste a message and send it out to all of them all at once like it’s a fucking resume.

I’m trying non-thinking this week.

It’s like mindfulness but with the added bonus of making me smile every time I remember to do it.