Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

‘Yes’ - McAlmont & Butler

Even ‘Elementary’… I wanted to hate it but I failed dismally.

There’s a few *real* old Sherlocks on Prime and they’re of course unmissable.

But he had bone spurs so he was forced to miss it. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Only explanation is the Epstein Files were stashed in an old coal mine somewhere and Trump and his sycophants need to keep the owners on his side

If I got a letter of recommendation like this I would look into moving to a different planet

Friska Viljor - Arpeggio YouTube video by Friska Viljor

I don’t know if these guys are Scandinavian, but they also have more than their share of bangers and seem to be having the time of their lives too

Friska Viljor - Arpeggio

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…on the flip side, you know that - in response to many emails - Big Salad will be launching bags of ‘Nothing but butts’ sooner rather than later

This is incredibly frustrating. We have been paying the tariffs passed along to the consumers for over a year. But the companies that paid the tariffs at the clearing house will reap the return of tariffs as profit.

Just do not believe the companies are going to pass that $$ back to us.

@limerickslife.com

LOL.

The kinda band that would drop a banger psychedellic rock album in 1968 and then proceed to immediately break up.

PSA: Never look up Dexter’s Wikipedia unless you want to feel a huge failure

@kenjennings.bsky.social

Cast Sandra Bullock in the inevitable movie. It’d be like ‘Speed’ but set on a cruise ship.

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

Lady: “Did something crawl into your mouth and die?”

Barney: “It didn’t die”

A pretty recent one

Homer (about to pull an all-nighter):

“Marge, put on a pot of coffee - then drink it - and start cooking burgers”

The Marines probably just wanted some food.

@emptywheel.bsky.social

I saw a horse-mounted policeman in Swansea lean over and pick up a scrote by his collar so his legs were dangling in the air. He held him in the air until his colleagues in a van arrived on scene.

You couldn’t identify the policeman as it was dark and rainy but meant it could’ve been *any* of them.

Just In: Tiger Woods is eyed as next FBI Director.

They seemed to have been good enough at it for at least a couple of decades.

Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious

There's a sense in which I respect the evangelical leaders who unhesitatingly lined up behind the idea that President Pedophile B. Antichrist, the libertine looting and burning the world every day, is god's manifestation on earth. You have to rework your brain and moral sense so much to get there.

Peter Broelman n Canberra Times

Going for an English | Goodness Gracious Me | BBC Comedy Greats YouTube video by BBC Comedy Greats

Are you familiar with this absolute classic sketch?

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i don't know why i thought this happened to her when she was a toddler or an age too young to remember. she speaks about it as if it happened yesterday. navigating an abuser doesn't just affect the partners. kids always have to carry trauma they didn't earn.