really enjoying the absolute lack of brands on bluesky and will continue to enjoy it for the 3 weeks it lasts

single as a pringle, poly as a jolly (rancher)

getting hot outside and weird, salty particles of water keep coming out of my face? I really am 30 omg…

what’s up blueskyscrapers (what do we call ourselves?) I’m a headline writer for the Onion, former social media lead for Marianne Williamson 2024 and I created the YouTube channel Weird History! I need cool peeps to follow here!

damn I took a video perfectly encapsulating how fucked twitter is but you can’t even upload videos to bluesky 🥲

the real question is where are the NBA related accounts on bluesky

leave us alone

“Rate limit exceeded” is also what I say when my girl wants to go for round 2 but it’s too soon and I can’t get hard again

about a week ago i saw someone use the phrase "whoa is me" as an unintentional replacement for "woe is me" and it's incredible. i'm "whoa is me" about "whoa is me"

A world without Twitter?

like… what is the Rate? Why does it have a Limit? possibly the least clarifying error message of all time

What Elon did to twitter is like taking a magnifying glass to an ant, watching it burn to death in agony, and then being shocked the magnifying glass didn’t make the ant bigger

Twitter comments are broken. All the bluecheck reply guys are instead forced to text angry messages at their estranged children

Taking to bluesky to complain about being fired from the Marianne Williamson campaign lol. What an insane 2 months

finally, now the party can start 😎