"You're late for your 3pm meeting sir. They are in your office. Chop chop..."

Amazing

Ah - a 'burger with the lot'. Was this from a local fish and chip shop? Glad you enjoyed it. Sliced beetroot and eggs on burgers is a bit of an Aussie thing. Pineapple is a bit unusual unless it's a 'troppo burger'

Love how it's bad when Soros does the election interference (not that he does), but totally cool when Elon and his tech bros do it.

#Naarm

Hang on, is this (gesturing at whole world) all your fault? You need to up the quality and quantity of the sacrifices. She is clearly displeased...

a man says " you have my sword " while talking to another man ALT: a man says " you have my sword " while talking to another man

I'm in as security guard. My main job, to stop that rich South African kid and his weird incel friends from getting in and ruining the concert. And I can help with backup vocals in the big final number...

Just in- 96% of Brownshirts approve of job hitler was doing

He's trying to reintroduce feudalism. The rich rule without limits, the poor live in the dirt. And the gap between the two is insurmountable

Username "ericT.daddylovesme"

OMFG. We've won two games in a row. Round 3 and its our best season in 5 years! We are in the 8.

Look, I'm not booking September flights to Melbourne just yet, but maybe there'll be less tears this year... #westcoasteagles #wce

100% chance of being true. This is him at a press conference, all within an hour!

#auspol

I see this and think - what a couple of wankers

Dun3 - Arrakeen Drift

Festuring sandworm races around the North Pole. It's about the family we choose, not the one we were bred for countless generations to be born into...

Having that goatse image on a coin would be less repulsive than his face

Negative nelly! That sounds like a "after we nuke a friendly country in the middle east 50 times" kind of problem. First, we gotta nuke a friendly country in the middle east 50 times. Then we can deal with the fallout - after we deal with the actual fallout

You mean, 13 and counting...

Just when you think they've hit rock bottom, these fuckers bring out the jackhammer...

All of those things just make the rich richer. Shareholders make the money at the expense of the working class

Hell yeah, brother

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The End of History Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The End of History

Be careful what you wish for!
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I do not want these guys to be 50ft tall!

Is that disgusting? I don't know what in tarnations kids are saying these days!
All I know is that teenagers talk about rawdogging and it is *not* what that meant when I was that age

Might actually explain the state of the world. If you know, you know. Hail korrok?

Tucker just "asks questions". Even when there is an easy researched answer, he never tells his viewers what the answer is, as if the question is still up for debate, unanswered.

Tucker: Is the earth round or flat. I've been hearing people ask this
Viewers: omg, what??
Sane Person: wtf? Read a book