I have taken a nap every day since December 21st. I hope to continue this streak until at least January 2nd.

How Black people feel walking into Cracker Barrel

My nephew fell asleep and my sons turned him into the Jordan logo.

If my son had a little baby out of wedlock I might not even trip.

Those of yall who cook good. What did it feel like when you could make the family dishes better than the ones who taught you?

New year new me.

The amount of nothing I am about to do from now until January 2nd should be studied and catalogued in the Smithsonian.

Every time I come to Atlanta I think. I could live here. I might wanna move here. Then people living in Atlanta be like “WE’RE CLOSED!! DON’T MOVE HERE!! ITS TOO MUCH TRAFFIC! YOU ARE SO HANDSOME!!!”

LA weather never really feels like Christmas. It was like 80 degrees today.

How does it feel?

8 Black YouTube stars who haven’t figured out they aren’t famous anymore.

I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO

Who’s an underrated actor/actress that you personally love. For me it’s Tom Sizemore.

There’s a few getting the side eye. 😂😂😂

I am coming to every stop on my tour. I am not cancelling whether we sell out or we sell 86 tickets I’m am coming.

Now if it only sells 86 tickets I won’t be coming BACK. But I’m coming this time. 😂😂😂

Jamie Foxx new special more like a one man show than a traditional stand up special. If you go into with that thought you’re more likely to enjoy it.

I know this has been said before but it’s worth repeating. Doechii absolutely SMOKED her Tiny Desk. Good grief!!

Been playing around on the internet for a long time.

When your woman asks you what you want for dinner. It’s so she knows what not to make.

A thing about grief I hate to admit

😂😂😂

Was gonna bring some food home for my wife. But it looks like she already ATE.

My Apple Music wrapped never works. How will I know what music I listened too.

The off him part was what hade me like “wait did he put a hit out on him” or was he saying something Drake did could have resulted in that. I don’t take Drake for the type to do the former.

Believe it or not I’m not really a street guy.

What did Kendrick mean when he said Drake put money the streets? He brought it back up on “wacced out murals”

YN JOJO

We out here.

Me in the Chick-Fil-A drive thru after ordering the #1 meal large and an 8 piece with 9 sauces.

For some reason I am not good at everything immediately and it’s really frustrating.

Yall swear weed the cure to everything that’s exactly why I started smoking and then it totally fucked my life up 😭 stop tryna recommend weed to everybody! Some of us need WELLBUTRIN 😂