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Posts by Elf

When you're the healer

When you're made to love the unloved

The greatest pain is knowing you're made to give and not receive

It's the heaviest gift a person can have

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Anytime I post a new sexy profile picture, I notice a lot of my friends doing the same thing...

And I think that's fucking fantastic, because my friends are sexy and they deserve to feel it

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

I just don't think people are worth the energy.

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

Let this be known that I am 100% against male birth control..

Like, zero side effects? Excuse the fuck out of me?

You take that shit back to the lab and you don't release it until there is a fucking CVS receipt sized list of crippling (and dangerous) side effects AND THEN you may release it.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

I danced where you danced

I made the same laps around the club

I knew the same performers & bartenders

I know where you fell

I know that bathroom

There is still some sadness when we dance, but we'll continue to do so in your memory

To the 49 who only wanted to dance, you mattered

#Pulse

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

I wish I could ❤️ this more than once

11 months ago 1 0 1 0

It's one of those "life kicks you in the baIIs" kind of days

Having a hard time seeing the silver lining in all of this

11 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Had a kid tell me she loved my purple hair, I responded with telling her I liked her purple glasses

She said I should get some purple glasses

I guess I now have to get some purple glasses

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Turned down a key holder position at my job today. I felt like it wasn't right for me mentally or physically right now.

I feel kind of dumb/ungrateful, but I know in my heart I wouldn't be happy spending more time at work and less time at home.

Hopefully, I didn't make a mistake

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Too cute!!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Today was completely overwhelming & caused a big ol' breakdown.

I probably could have avoided it, but I felt like a pressure cooker, & I just needed to release all my mental steam. Although I'm physically exhausted & my throat hurts, I believe a good cry/scream was needed.

Tomorrow will be better

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

💙

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I'm often plagued with the thought that I should want more out of life. I should do more, travel more, etc etc and if I'm not busy every second of the day, that it's a waste of life. But in reality, can it really be a waste of life when I legitimately just love being at home with my family?

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Man, I was aiming for baked just enough to mindlessly play video games for hours, but unfortunately, I overachieved that, and I'm now at threat level deep shower thoughts.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

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I unknowingly had multiple Maga scum on my FB

I left them there for reasons

The reasons are petty, but deserving

But with each meme I posted, the double digits depleted

And with my latest one, I'm down to 4...and I'm only getting started

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

Life is short

Don't hesitate

/\/\asturbate

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

I keep hoping he sold his soul to get Marijuana completely legalized for all of us... I know it's not true, but that's my hope. Snoop let us all down

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I know nothing said will make it better, but I'm sending so much love and strength to you ❤️

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Honestly, the best thing about Bucee's gas station is the fact that it's so busy and loud that you can totally fart up the bathroom, and no one is the wiser

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I've been sitting here, stewing over the work day that I had completely forgotten that I had a puppy visit the store.

His name was Tater, and it was his 3rd birthday...he looked just like Sir Didymus from Labyrinth.

That would have been enough for me, but then I got some puppy kisses 🥰

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

I'm just so tired of everything

I don't even have it that bad, and I'm just so mentally exhausted and very, very angry all the time.

It's still fucking January...

How are y'all doing?

Hanging in there?

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

I may lose friends over this, but it's time I stop being silent about it...

My favorite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Live today out of pure spite

Get fucking jazzed knowing they're absolutely losing their minds over the very thought of you.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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I finally got some snow...well, it's icy/slushy stuff, but that's close enough for me!

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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I said it back in November, and I'll say it now.

Don't break your sobriety over this

It's not worth it

Trust me, I've been drinking all day, and it still sucks

Nothing will numb it
Nothing will change it

Just try to stay alive. That's all we can do.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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I mean...

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a woman in a white dress is standing in a kitchen with a bowl of bread on the table . ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing in a kitchen with a bowl of bread on the table .

I just realized why I enjoy dancing in my kitchen so much...

Iykyk

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

Being self-aware does me no good if I only become aware AFTER I've already made a total fool of myself.

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