A meme of a saltmarsh with a curlew and the caption YOU JUST GOT SALTMARSHED!!! SEND TO A FRIEND TO SALTMARSH THEM. From the RSPB instagram account.

GET SALTMARSHED IDIOT 🧂

But that’s neither here nor there

Happy Earth Day

unbelievably funny wound to self-inflict. "no more organics, only clankers and clanker lovers." dude your body is telling you to get off social media, just listen to it. this half measure shit is embarrassing.

Alex Call and Teoscar Hernández collide. Photo by Ezra Shaw

how can you not be romantic about baseball

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

gosh that would be embarrassing

8-4...

meanwhile i'm sweating bullets over an 8-3 lead because the bullpen is ass. but i'm not out here saying "Screech is abelist, i'm gone!"

no sympathy but it's not for the faint of heart

u up?

👀

A baby raccoon

A baby raccoon

Meanwhile
A timeline cleanse:

I went to change my snow tires to summer tires this afternoon...

And discovered I've got a raccoon nursery in my shed.

TIL: i understand french

that's also not how you spell dearborn, get it together man

oh it's like, 1 o'clock. i just got to work, whatever

good morning, deerborn

Raised so far $550,839 Our Goal $1,000,000 Total Donors 1896

I LEAVE Y'ALL FOR ONE HOUR

me with the queen with the fuckass bob

everyone's got the classic 7 social media accounts to separate their personas: main account, "normal" account for coworkers, horny/depression account, politics account, politics account (troll), account exclusively for spying on your exes, and the most secret of all: real movie opinions account

a red brown haired woman, looking directly at you, wearing a green top with a striped grey cat cuddling up, asleep in her arms/resting against her chest/shoulder.

illustration, gamest mook vol. 39: snk illustrations, magazine (1996) archive.org/details/snki...

with sincere compliments to William Sanderson, this might be the most punchable fuckweasel in the history of media

i mean…

ok it's support the things you want to see flourish day, cowboy up

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

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