Successful cat clinic morning and now I'm in corpse mode

What's up guys I am going the fuck back to bed

Getting contractor meme reels on IG now thanks Kasey

Also I had this weird idea that I had tons of stuff to do tonight but I did everything yesterday so I'm like uhhhh I can just go to bed actually

They were on turbo sale for $100 less than my sister got them for. So. I'll try them. Tax return present 😅 I promise I won't buy six lizards at the expo like maybe just one or two new creatures.

So maybe i'd be able to listen to more shit comfortably while working and doing yardwork and stuff if I had nice headphones that don't blow ass and launch themselves OUT OF MY EARS CONSTANTLY

I'm like "I listen to music on my iPod which requires my wired headphones" and then I'm also like "I don't listen to podcasts or audiobooks because all Bluetooth headphones except my sister's AirPods I tried hurt my ears"

I bought AirPods 🫩

I've learned there's an app that lets you listen to directors commentary for movies while they are IN THEATERS holy shit what

One couple literally asked to let them jump all over them and thanked me. People rock

Me walking my dogs: they're stupid assholes who jump because they're too excited I'm so sorry oh my god I'm sorry

Every single person: OOOHHH THEYRE SO CUTE OMGGG I LOVE THEM SO CUTE CORGI AND FLUFFY SAMOYED OOOO

Had a good walk today. Gonna have another one tomorrow :)

HOW LONG HAS THIS MEGAMAN STARFORCE SCREENSHOT BEEN IN MY DRAFTS

This was Sammie before the walk because Kasey came over but then didn't also stay for 17 hours

Which is also why I'm easing into walks with quick ones 😅 ideally I wanna try for 3x a week at first, the dogs also need to get in better shape before we attempt going around the whole lake.

Managed a quick walk with the dogs! I've been doing my stretches and trying to stay hydrated so a 10 minute walk doesn't destroy my entire skeleton the following day. I have to be really diligent about my calves bc of my stupid shin splints.

I swear to god if I get one more man knocking on my door that has a NO SOLICITING sign on it in the middle of my workday I'm answering the door with my fucking pressure washer

Allister was lifting the automatic feeders so they slammed against the wall and sounded like someone knocking. I thought I was going to have to go sicko mode on another salesperson who can't read.

Sounds like it won't be dissimilar to my original Batuu outfit lmfao

I'm being told to cosplay as Rocky for an upcoming event

Not sure. How.

In original tomodachi life I very deliberately married Looker but I kinda wanna just put myself and 97 fictional boyfriends on my island in the new one and see what chaos is wrought

yknow the ol' Rainbow Horse With Wings upgrade to Space Dragon. We all know that one.

i love that i bought these two designs like a year apart and was like well. they look similar enough to each other. they can be the same person. Just yknow. upgrade!

This cabinet was a floor model that is, insanely, made of parts that would've cost about $120 assembled. Because that's just the kind of thing it is.

I paid $30 for it 😅

Kasey's the GOAT I finally have my awesome IKEA as-is find up and usable :)

It's so funny to have a friend who shows up to your house, hangs up a cabinet in 10 minutes, then goes "ok I gotta go pick up my teenage son" 🤣

Man why

I need a shirt that says I'D RATHER BE NAPPING

I post random shit like "ugh, stupid thing happened to me!" and some person I've never seen in my life is like "that's so frustrating! I'm sorry you have to deal with that. That's not fair to you" WHO ARE YOU MAN

The random people that appear in my mentions on this website sound like ChatGPT bots it's so weird lmfao. They just say the most basic shit in reply to absolute strangers. Not horribly offensive to me just very strange