I thought 4/20 would be the perfect day to try and sell some cd-rs of my raps at the skate shop (thought those freaks would be loosened up from all the drugs) instead, they're making me perform it live while they land kick flips on my swimsuit area
I thought 4/20 would be the perfect day to try and sell some cd-rs of my raps at the skate shop (thought those freaks would be loosened up from all the drugs) instead, they're making me perform it live while they land kick flips on my swimsuit area
I will never be silenced :( I will miss CrabCon though
Horseshoe crabs aren't real though
A green alien exhaling smoke with a BIG smile
I'b a ablien
A green space alien with a joint in one hand and a weed leaf in the other exhales smoke with a big smile. Text above the alien says "I know why they're here..."
Who knows what day it is??
He was trying to find himself. Become a better man before being a dad. In Las Vegas, Nevada
I didn't even get to see what the number of the day was
Pros and cons of parenthood:
pro - you can watch sesame Street pretty much whenever
Con - sometimes your child will interrupt your enjoyment of the muppets and their antics
Have you guys seen that family guy episode where Peter sings "the bird is the word" lol
Check mate
Another mystical day here at dings hq
The pizza has been eaten
15 more minutes until dings eats a pizza (lunch edition)
As long as you're being honest
I love buying little plastic things and bringing them into my home. Whenever I see them, I say "Hello little plastic things!"
They almost took one of mine but had to return it due to poor grammar and I spelled my name wrong
Nothing brings a husband and a wife closer than a husband sharing with his beloved wife a joke he heard in the men's room while sharing a shower with a trucker during his 45 minute break
Myron Reducto
I'm getting word from one of my contacts in Washington D.C. (JD Vance) that a very high ranking member of the executive branch of the US government (possibly of highest command) has been flattened into an accordion folded pancake shape by a steamroller
A Dings Saga
Fred Flintstone yelling at Wilma. "Boy! I'd like to get the scissors and make a MAN of him!" He says as she rolls her eyes
This was the day after they invented circumcisions and Fred was obsessed with the idea
Imagine if the guy who has the miniature wife also had Marmaduke. That tiny wife would be sat on and eaten so many times we'd have to pray to God for an unspeakable tragedy just so we could stop laughing
mj and et It's no secret why these two get along
Notifying all my friends and acquaintances that I'm on the Meta AI app now so that a single orderly line can form at my door to pummel me relentlessly in my stomach
This summer's movie "Michael" is already shattering records, as Guinness has announced it's the biggest budget movie about a pedophile since 2004's "The Woodsman"!
Can't we just enjoy The Stupids?
One day ....
I hope one day my daughter will do this for me. I also hope one day to have some sort of accomplishment to celebrate