Joey Logano is just always laughing. #NASCAR

A good friend is always there to remind you how many mambos there have been so far #NASCAR

She has walked into so much furniture

So Tyler Reddick won his fifth race of the season at Kansas Speedway and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

The dog babushka has stayed on but it's basically blocking all of her peripheral vision.She almost needs a spotter.

11: The Interview: David Vrabel Better known as 'NASCARcasm,' creator for NASCAR.com

My old pal Kaitlyn Vincie was kind enough to interview me for her #PeopleWhoRace Substack, and does an incredible job of making me sound interesting and we all know that's a lie. Read below. open.substack.com/pub/peoplewh...

Belinda has been upgraded to a dog babushka. She's a dog entering her Polish-Grandmother era. She just knitted a scarf, then asked us "Hungry?" and we said no thanks and she replied by shaking her head and saying "YOU TOO THIN, YOU EAT" and started making pierogi and beet soup.

UPDATE: Belinda Van Gogh

Don't judge until you see a picture

Sudden surgery for Belinda. Big hematoma on one of her ear flaps. It looks like a furry empanada. They'll drain it and she'll have to wear some form of velcro headgear to protect the healing ear. She's gonna look ridiculous. Can't wait to make fun of her.

WWE + NASCAR: By The Numbers A statistical look at NASCAR's longtime association with the superstars of the squared circle

With #Wrestlemania happening this weekend, here's a deep dive (OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE) At the many times the WWE and NASCAR have teamed up.

CLICK HERE -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

They added a new stoplight on a road I drive down every day and a routine of habit I enjoyed for so many years is now a whirlwind of chaos and geographic confusion that has thrown my entire existence off, as if someone decided to add an additional stair to the staircase in my home without telling me

So Ty Gibbs earned his first career Cup Series win yesterday at Bristol and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

HEY #Masters2026 viewers - if you want to see even MORE drivers suffer heavy damage, we're live at Bristol on FS1 lol

You guys I am on the greatest cruise-ship excursion ever. Everyone out there snorkeling in groups of 60 all trying to take pictures of the same sea sponge are clueless as to what they're missing.

"Well shit, where is he" - Roman Soldier

"I said, park somewhere else or get hissed at, a-hole."

Amazing. From this picture it almost looks round.

I hate April Fool's Day like colonoscopy prep yet I also don't want all the effort I put into this image suggesting that we're moving the numbers even farther forward to go to waste so

Yep, solo acoustic shows (With an accompanying guitarist)

He was mesmerizing. Missed the reunion shows so was thrilled to catch this one.

Mike Doughty is the solution to all of our problems

So Chase Elliott won the race at @MartinsvilleSwy and received several (very fake) texts afterwards.

Read them all here on the #NASCAR Substack -> open.substack.com/pub/nascar/p...

Alan Gustafson strolling through social media today

THE WAY I SCREAMED YES

But who asked the question he was answering

Just scanned my NASCAR Fantasy League for the best team name and I didn't even have to search past the second page

Furnace and air conditioner used on same day just like our forefathers wanted