the sick and twisted humiliation ritual ppl like to call “going out in LA”

dreamt there was a 1 direction bio pic by ryan murphy

bringing a pack of cigarettes to an art show regardless if u smoke or not is paramount for ur career as an

actually have mad respect for my new neighbor that is moving in rn while the fire works go off and just said “happy friday” lol

has there ever been a love islander that has SSRI night sweats

i could never be on love island i sweat too much🥵

i feel like i’m getting shot every time i receive the email saying photoshop charged me $35

i thought benson boone was the yodeling walmart boy

how much could 1 letter press print set up cost

can’t stop hitting up bluesky to stalk shit about my insta stories, live laugh love <3

is it inappropriate to ask a girl where she got the shirt she’s wearing in her insta story where she is crashing out

foaming at the mouth watching the insta stories of two people that just broke up

being hot means i’m in the most random ppls close insta stories (im referencing specifically my former coworker’s gf that i met once 4 years ago at a company party)

how have i “been”?

is this from hamilton the musical

shout out to my hello fresh delivery driver that manages to toss the box over my gate every time

i saw a man with face tats and labubus the other day

my yoga mat smells like in n out sweat

can’t decide if i show dress like a business woman or a baddie for the art show tomorrow

i would rather die than take a “group photo”

huge for me

my man got mad at me bc i told him we were going to the descanso gardens when i meant the huntington gardens

painting a portrait of my friend and her boyf and it’s time to paint the part that i wasn’t looking forward to painting (her boyf)

they hate to see a bitch being esoteric and avant garde

my therapist regularly checks in on if she traumatized me when she fainted in a session one time

it’s so hard to fosse w this fat ass

sometimes i fall asleep w my glasses on but i find them folded up neatly on my bedside table in the morning bc my boyfriend took them off for me🤍

pink pony club was playing at the AYCE sushi place tonight, it was the happiest i have seen people in years. people were singing along, it was like octoberfest

afters (trying on my looks for Vegas with a sheet mask on)

can i come over and chain smoke cigarettes while gazing out the window esoterically