we all know I have no life, so:

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Playlist for April 17, 2026 (ARTIST - SONG) King Missile III - JLH Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited - Theme From "The Organizer" Rheostatics - Northern Wish The Pursuit of Happiness - Runs In The Family Teenage Head - Picture My Face Yuutsu - Forward Neil Young & Crazy Horse - So Tired Neil Young - The Ballad of Peggy Grover Courtney Barnett - Lotta Love Stilz - Voyage Monty Alexander - Love and Happiness Sarah Vaughan - Whatever Lola Wants (Gotan Project Remix) Apollo Suns - Through the Woods Lou Rawls - You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine Billy Paul - Me And Mrs. Jones The Garrys - Devil's Dip Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians - Enjoy Yourself (Tomahawk Edit)

Hope y’all are staying dry this weekend–decided to retire Junkamania this year, since that’s more in Jake and Patrick’s wheelhouse as @accessnowradio.ca programmers. (Oh, and more changes coming to your Junk Drawer next month… teasers.)

Love live radio and hate the cruel light of day? Then join me at 11pm for more Excerpts from my Rock Opera!

Tonight's Episode: Good Night and Good Schmuck!

Plus: Cardinal Pizzaballs weighs in on recent papal controversies

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Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

Man, that face turn just killed Sgt. Craig “Pitbull” Pitmann’s aura.

Playlist for April 10, 2026 (ARTIST - SONG) Gil Mershon & Ginny O'Connor - I'll Never Forget Those Unforgettable Never To Be Forgotten Memories Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited - Theme From "The Organizer" The Paper Route - Children of the Revolution Roughsleeper - Paper Anniversary The Whats - Freaking Out Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Plastics for 500, Bob Suffer Machine - Nostradamus The Paupers - Magic People Teknakullar Raincoats - Dancing Cadavers Nash the Slash - The Getaway (Reprise) Golden Calgarians - New Desperados Motor Boys Motor - Drive Friendly Captain Sensible - Happy Talk Phil Nimmons Group - Super-cali-fragil-istic-expi-ali-docious Venus Pubes - Chim Chim Cher-ee Five Hole - Hockey Anthem The Plaid-Tongued Devils - In Klezskavania Pusher - Cyber Tractor Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians - Enjoy Yourself (Tomahawk Edit)

What an odd collection of bops this is, looking back: local rockers, road movie soundtracks, new wave musicals and cabarets? Always heading straight for the ditch with the tracks I pull, it seems. @accessnowradio.ca

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Tonight's episode: It's cruel to be (Richard) Kind

Featuring: Me talking about being tired probably

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It’s been a while but last time I was there Whyte Ave and Old Strathcona were cool. Doughnut Party was fun.

John Lithgow as a good ol’ boy engineer and Douglas Rain giving up his enmity for a moment to participate.

Now I’m picturing you like Bobby Torrance.

Playlist for April 3, 2026 (ARTIST - SONG) The Mike Flowers Pops - Don't Cry For Me Argentina [Mike Stock & Matt Aitken Radio Edit] Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited - Theme From "The Organizer" Nada Surf - Popular R.E.M. - How the West Was Won and Where It Got Us Cub - Magic 8-Ball Phono-Comb - Marvin Chixdiggit - Where's Your Mom? Propaghandi - I Was a Pre-Teen Mccarthyist Evaporators - Vampire Blues Neil Young - Guitar Solo, No. 2 (from "Dead Man") Download - Glassblower Aphex Twin - Logan Rock Witch Meat Beat Manifesto - Cancer Mood Ruff - Tunnel's End Sebutones - Flux Capacity Dr. Octagon - Earth People Edward Van Halen & Alex Van Halen - Respect the Wind

Why 1996? My reasons are my own. Hope you enjoyed this foot in the past; just remember to keep the other foot in the present, and your eyes on the future. Keep it locked all weekend to @accessnowradio.ca

To my incredible trans pals (and those I haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet):

You deserve the world. You are seen, you matter, and your rights are worth fighting for. I will be side by side with you every step of the way.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️

Well, next week it’s a look back at the year 1996. And with that in mind, d’ya think I was a hip and happening 16-year-old? NAAAAH.

Playlist for March 27, 2026 (ARTIST - SONG) Fluffy Pagan Echoes - Sound Poem Stereophonic Space Sound Unlimited - Theme From "The Organizer" Dream Warriors - My Definition of a Boombastic Jazz Style Swollen Members - Left Field (feat. Del The Funky Homosapien and Unicron) Handsome Boy Modeling School - The World's Gone Mad (Feat. Del The Funky Homosapien, Barrington Levy & Alex Kapranos) Khal Kappa & crookedfoot - Eventful Gorillaz - Dracula Buck 65 - Def Leper Butthole Surfers - Underdog Paul Zaza - Rainy Days and Mondays face to face - I'm Popeye The Sailor Man Rong - Run With Us Julia Jacklin & RVG - Army of Me Visionary - Rising Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians - Enjoy Yourself (Tomahawk Edit)

Apologies to @thephilpside.bsky.social (the real Saturday Morning sensation around @accessnowradio.ca), but I was feeling the Saturday morning vibes this evening it seems, between cartoon bands and bands covering cartoon themes.

They camped at the edge of the path that night. Seated by a merry little fire they had a good supper of barley scones, fourseason plumcake, and rosehip an' almond-blossom cordial.

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”
- Stephen Jay Gould

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Photo of a black pillow in a black chair. Two slightly angry looking cat eyes stare out from the pillow’s lower half

the vengeful pillow

by Edward Gorey

Weird I was thinking of expanding the program. I’d rather be a good neighbour. Here’s tonight’s playlist on @accessnowradio.ca

Great covers playing on @junkyardjon.bsky.social's show tonight. And he's live in studio! You know who ain't? Me!

Think he should take over my slot tonight for a 4 hr marathon?
Gimme him a shout and let him know.

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I detect Todd Pettingill ghostwriting a few lines as well.