Columbo is a show that, in 35 years, never confirms the first name of the titular character nor reveals the identity of his wife, to whom—supposedly—he has been married the whole time. Also his dog is named Dog.
“If you stay ready, you ain’t got to get ready” I say to myself as I stick an uncrustable in my pocket before leaving the house.
You think those Jubilee debate videos have ever changed someone’s mind? Or do they only exist as rage bait?
Wearing cologne to the Planet Fitness strong enough for me to inhale three treadmills away is crazy work, my guy
The thing that bothers me most about kazoos is that your mouth goes on the wider end. That’s just wrong.
Crying
PS there are things to hate about LA, absolutely and justifiably. This isn’t about that.
Also Hollywood traffic is actually exempt from this take because even though it is still cool to look around, FUCK driving there.
I know individualism will destroy us all, but I do kinda like being alone. Can I just keep driving my car by myself? I know it’s selfish, but it keeps me going.
Even when I see the Universal Minion, I am filled with hope which is so dumb—but also true! I’m not even an especially positive person. It’s just a small thing that isn’t small that brightens my day to day. There’s a lot of that here.
I know this isn’t a popular take and is maybe annoying but I really like living in the Los Angeles area and I really like driving here because it’s beautiful no matter where you look and even in traffic on the way home, I feel lucky all the time.
John Reynolds appreciation post. That guy is a tall drink of cutie patootie.
It is almost 2026 and a cordless hair dryer does not exist yet.
At one point in time, I learned how to play that song on trumpet
I feel lucky to have such a full schedule lately but also I am terrified
It’s really weird that store is called Banana Republic, right?
Is Rififi digitally available anywhere???? I wanna watch it, but I don’t wanna buy a $24 DVD + shipping + tax
yes, I have posted about this before. i still think it's wild.
The dichotomy of man is putting out an album with the first single being 'Where is the Love?" and the fourth single being "Let's Get [R-slur]."
Why does my pharmacy sell homeopathic remedies? Why does my health food store carry "seed oil free" cookies?
Damn you, tumblr feminists, for pressuring period ads to use red liquid instead of the not-blood-adjacent laboratory blue. This is what y’all told us would end the patriarchy. Is this what identity politics is?
I’m not saying the mailman who delivers to my work has a crush on me, but I am saying that he drove away with the back of his truck wide open after I walked outside in shorts 💁♀️
I never realized how much of a perfectionist I was until recently, though everyone I mention this to is like “oh, well I did.”
One of the most life-changing things my therapist ever taught me is to stop responding to emotional subtext from others. You are not obligated to meet needs and feelings that others refuse to acknowledge even exist on their end. Others have to use their words to get their needs met.
Yesterday was Labor Day and today my coworker told me I should sacrifice my WFH day for the good of the company to make up for the day off. Bitch?? ? ??? ??
Call me Jennifer Coolidge bc I have developed a crush on the new USPS guy at work
“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”
Bananas were radioactive first
Singing: Will the cramps go away/will they ever go away/will the cramps go awaaayyy
To the tune of ‘Still the One’
I’m all for what Maron is doing right now but he did have an outspoken Zionist on his show not one month ago and that’s kind of a lot of what I’m thinking about with him. Also he’s about to be on Blank Check which I’m thrilled about. But still… maybe we ought to ask him about Palestine?