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Posts by abhuman

i mean they definitely still would, the difference would just be that they wouldn't have it in their own houses and places of highest security and luxury, they would still use the tech for the same evil lmao. the real difference is that the real ones buy into their own hype and are too stupid to not

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idk what to say about that but it sure as shit feels like an economic red flag im not gonna lie. needless to say i did not buy it, when it cost more than 3 other things i was getting, each of which will be used hundreds of times, assuming i don't lose the damn sleep mask again somehow.

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went to amazon, ew i know, but i had a gift card from christmas and prices are about to go up. was mainly buying sleep mask and some heavy use replaceable stuff, but was tempted to get some cheap maruchan ramen i have a weakness for. ykno what it cost last time for 24? 6 bucks. now? 20.

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Mozart: Requiem – Lacrimosa

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Lady Geist's turn

[ #nsfwart | #deadlock | #fanart ]

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i mean this in the most complimentary way possible, but that thirst really came across in the art lmao, beautiful work

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choosing to believe this also includes putting curses on people

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

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Eunectes learns that a new McMaster Carr catalogue has been released

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ouija board (1/5)

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(4/5)

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jerk is still one of the funniest food names to me. like its delicious and i will always go for it if its available, but i will never not be mildly amused by imagining the name as insulting the chicken while its down. "this chicken was a jackass and then we cooked it real tasty"

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We didn't deserve this day.

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Abs posting hours hit once again

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i know thats how they describe themselves& have no beef with you but gods the way they promote themselves is so cataclysmically dishonest. the marauders fandom is if anything even more violently bigoted than the main fandom, which at least has clueless idiots in it. the radioactivity of their slop

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twitter is just so cataclysmically soul-rotting. it had been to a much lesser degree for a while, but it has just gotten worse & worse. engaging uncritically with the culture of that site just actively makes you worse, its all just poisonous discourse brain, retextured hatespeech & anger/misery bait

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might be too expensive but iirc you can get prescription swim goggles

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hyundai brand redirected meteor to finally obliterate us all? hypest new project launch tbh

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Elongcatted. like elongated but better

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they also really love tucking "technically not literally just yuri if you squint" scenes into some of the careers. there's this one with Air Groove and Symboli Rudolf where they talk about being the light in each others skies, the ground under each other, and trainer is just thirdwheeling somewhere

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it is continually wild how utterly obsessed people are with 9/11 as this singular impossible event. like i was playing a ttrpg recently, fun game, stupidest possible big lore point where the sheer horror of 9/11 and only 9/11 damaged the supernatural world. its ridiculous beyond belief.

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Moon goddess!❤️🌜

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Uma is so funny for the just, places, it is wiling to randomly go with either no warning whatsoever or an entire complex buildup that only makes sense then

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Another lamia

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Last up for tonight, a version of that topless Lexi drawing I shared some weeks ago, but with pasties instead of my face censorship lmao
#NSFW

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fuck, thank you i nearly forgot to do mine today, hope yours retracks peacefully

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1, 3, and 4, for the newer, gayer problems

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admittedly its theme song is a banger if you don't think about it too hard but yeah

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