Read-Post -Clickbait $True -Political $True | ? { $ENV:AngerActivated -eq $True } | %{ Reply-Post -CogentCounterArgument $True } | Out-Null; Drink-Scotch -SingleMalt $True -Aged 16 -Glass 1 | Try-CalmDown

Ha! I've recommended this to a few regex-fearing friends, such a cool project! Still prefer ahem "raw dogging" regex myself but these tools are awesome.

switch -regex is my jam. #powershell #regex