And so goes the Tonka Toy War…

Trained seals applauding that Trump can sign his name. I can't imagine how they can live with this level of shame and self-loathing.

Also tomorrow: “If it wasn’t for me, you wouldn’t be able to buy covfefe at a corner store.”

But Trump cosplaying as Jesus shows he knows the true meaning of the Bible.

Says the man who wouldn’t know tacky if it bit him on his tiny mushroom.

It is sort of hilarious that the man who looks like moldy candy corn always defaults to calling people “unattractive” as if they would be hurt by his opinion.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

News flash, James Davis: MAGAts believe Trump’s lies. You, Sir, are no Trump.

Sorry about the language, God, but Hegseth is an effing incompetent idiot.

Economics is trickling down my legs and pooling in my shoes.

Mike Waltz and his balls of pudding.

I just heard that Biden is responsible for the death of Julius Caesar. Et tu, Biden?

Ah, the smell of desperation in the morning.

For decades, men from Milwaukee voided even the appearance of cannibalism. Jeffery Dahmer is taking a different approach.

Person, woman, man, Jesus, doctor.

His new book on being a fresh Catholic is going to be YUGE!

X getting better when more people join is not the flex he was after. Buh-bye, X. Don’t let the algorithm hit you on the ass on your way out.

I heard that Biden is to blame for the Korean War.

an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

She’s a beautiful queen. Say hi to Ozzie and Harper.

I think that ship has sailed.

Real Estate Diplomacy For Dummies.

Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.

Who does that remind us of?

Trump always flinches.

McGowan: Can just let me speak for like one fricken second, bro?

Rothman: Sorry.

No one registered to vote is forced to vote. Let’s just make it easier.

Wait Until Dark. That jump scene…

So why can’t everyone be automatically registered to vote?

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