Love spring, best season, love thinking “I wish my body looked like that” every time I open instagram

This may be primarily a southern thing (bootlicker central tbqh) but idk

Nothing says “bootlicker nation” like the popularity of anti-public school rhetoric among middle class parents.

Lotta people making fun of the hot autist on this app today. What happened to woke 2?

Clavicular giving his body and, eventually, his life to the bit is kinda inspiring ngl

Americans like their morally righteous heroes when they are safely dead and no longer a threat to existing power structures.

I don’t have any particular dislike for veterans, but the idea that they have made some sacrifice for the security of the people of the United States has not been true for a long time.

They agreed to be pawns in the US’s domination of the developing world because it offered them personal benefits.

This city is so cooked istg, this shit makes me want to leave

I am surprised Gorsuch has not brought up his other pet issue—the insular cases and the denial of birthright citizenship to Puerto Ricans

Does the SG have a line item for cocaine in his office’s budget or is he buying it with his own money?

At some point my stress relief pass time became arguing with people about bad nutrition advice on the internet.

I think I should either make this my whole thing or delete all social media from my phone.

Anderson Cooper:There was that rumour that you had a male appendage, Lady Gaga: Maybe I do. Would it be so terrible? My fans don't care and neither do l.

the best way to describe my feelings about people occasionally assuming I'm a trans woman is this Lady Gaga interview where she told Anderson Cooper she doesn't give a fuck because it doesn't matter

They’re all gonna rent as affordable for Atlanta. They’re downtown.

Tim Cook and Mark Zuckerberg in a debase-myself-for-no-tangible-benefit off for the past year and it’s not clear who is winning but they’re both putting their hearts in it

Senior lawyers: when you say “Even assuming [x] was [proper/true]” you don’t need to add “(it is not)” at the end. That’s the work “even assuming” does.

You sound like you think the judge is dumb, and when I read it I assume that *you* are dumb.

A photo of a cat sitting on a window ledge in the sun

i just think “he had a nazi tattoo” is a reasonable thing to make a red line when deciding whether to support or oppose a political candidate. apparently lots of people disagree, for a variety of reasons. but idk i feel good about it being a red line for me personally

All I'm going to say that: If I had never done a thing, I wouldn't be so quick to jump into discussions about whether "AI" can do the thing.

a hugely underrated aspect of parliamentary systems is the snap election. far superior to impeachment, which was a dumb design to start with and straight up does not work anymore

I don’t understand how legal academic elite who fancy themselves liberal can accept this person as part of their community

I think my quality of life would double if I could work on a laptop that wasn’t loaded with law firm bloatware

This is Dukes comeuppance for giving Richard Nixon a JD.

And it is one of the most cursed places in North America

As a gay man seeing a guy in the locker room with a fantastic body causes me the most lustful, dysmorphic self hatred I think a person can experience

Atlanta legalized open container in a small area of downtown, which is how I and everyone else in town learned that we’ve been drinking in public illegally all this time

Why are you disappointed? If you had asked AI “write a Lakshya Jain tweet about Ill-9” it would have spit out exactly this

One way I know I’m an out of touch coastal elite is that I do not give a fuck about the price of gas.

I fill my car up like once a month. I don’t know the last time I checked what the total was. They could double the price, I would not notice.

just remember, Americans do not elect a president. 100,000 of the stupidest Pennsylvanians imaginable do.

I don’t trust British people who visit Mexico