i don’t actually care but rewarding something so it doesn’t seem stolen is one of the most common examples of plagiarism

stole my comment and didn’t even post it on twitter, you have no shame

no

god is finally punishing twitter for its sins

a doctor says to me “BRIE, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS BUT... YOU LIKELY WON'T MAKE IT ANOTHER SIX MONTHS.” i say “MAN, THIS SUCKS WORSE THAN A FAMILY GUY CUTAWAY GAG FROM SEASON 21” the scene cuts away to Lois griffin holding a tv guide and looking distressed. she says “OH NO PEETAH!! CRITICS ARE SAYIN' THAT SEXUAL ASSAULT WITH NO PUNCHLINE ISN'T FUNNY!” peter griffin delivers the final line, a cutaway setup “MAN, THIS SUCKS WORSE THAN WOMEN, WHICH I HATE” @THISSTUPIDTWINK

peetah .. the howse is heeah …

twitter got nuked lol

yeah, okay

whenever i get a mild cough i just assume im going to die

merry whatever fucking day it is

mika homophobic arc

then alter your tweet

nixon was the best president ever

you’re not my wife

that’s oomf

communist who supports any form of economics

uninteresting bait award

actual thing btw

imagine being a member of the ministry of gay and your job is to make sure flags are heterosexual enough

that’s the neat part, social media companies do not make money

this post was about you

*sees a burning building*
yuri

me: *visibly dead*

random guy: you should follow my letterboxd

you core

random guy: i want to brutalize minorities

leftist™️: hey man! not cool!

i know this is technically fake; however, it’s really funny

can’t even post an image of a dog without someone saying « literally you »

what

ill make you feel a real panic attack

when i accidentally lobotomise my wife (oopsie)