Usedta work for a company that handled those payouts. Our poor phone reps... "Hi I'm no one you've heard of and I have free money for you, no please I swear this isn't a scam, it's just kinda lame"
I will always buy the drinks for those unsung heroes whenever our pubs intersect.
The feral kitten I was convinced would be TNR because he would never abide humans.
Unrelated: cats are remarkably tolerant about absorbing ocular emissions as long as there are also scritches and treats. Just in case those random facts are of just to anyone.
Suggestion: every season, try on everything in your wardrobe and donate anything that doesn't fit. It's a great way to free up closet space and also discover entirely new depths of self loathing, in case you were getting bored with last season's dysmorphia.
ok the good news is no, your husband's behavior is not "childish"
the bad news is that's because I'm mostly kidding when I describe children as murderous sociopaths, and your husband is no joke
It doesn't appear to be working. If anything, Donald's mental health seems to have gotten worse, if even possible.
Might have broken the new employee. He asked why we don't clean up the staging areas once data is loaded, and I may have been a trifle too emphatic when replying "Because this is not a kitchen. THIS IS A CRIME SCENE."
Seriously bluesky algo I don't know what I did to make you believe I want a deluge of dead pets in my feed (and I acknowledge saying this may make it worse)-- but legit it might suffice to log me off permanently. Please stop. I will click your ads. Whatever it takes.
Grey upside down cat enthusiastically asserting property rights over a peculiarly beringed hand.
THE SCHEDULE IS IMPORTANT
I rarely know what it is, but the cats will inform me. Emphatically.
I’ve read enough news. I’m not going to learn any more things.
Looney Tunes tuxedo "cat" cavorting in a backyard desperately in need of grooming.
Sorry friend, I have enough stinky tuxedo cats already. Food:yes, inside:no.
I feel like people focus a little too much on Bruce Springsteen having a slightly cringey stage persona singing boomer music and not enough on that boomer music being pretty fuckin good and him genuinely caring about stuff
Doom Soup: IYKYK
Not sure if they think those traits are undesirable to others, or only flourish in isolation, or preclude your interest in others? All three options are horrifying and sad, but like... differently so.
me with the time machine, to my 1996 self:
the year is 2026. the Pope is the only world leader you respect. you believe unironically that the cultural mores and sexual behavior of San Francisco are destroying America. computers were a mistake
we were so much better off when 90 percent of the world had no idea what a url was
OZYMANDIUS IS WEAK ON HISTORICAL RECORDS
And Beijing too.
when i am elected President, i promise to start screaming, one-sided fights with the Pope much more often, but for very different reasons
If evangelicals think Pope Leo is too”woke” just wait until
they hear about this fellow called Jesus.
Excalibur, early teens (issue and age alike). Rural kid with nearly zero comics exposure, suddenly brainslammed in a supermarket media rack by wry trippy swashbuckling angst with a continental twist.
Never recovered.
CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭
✨ NEW BOOK REVIEW | The Phantom Tollbooth (1961) ✨
‘And remember, also, that many places you would like to see are just off the map and many things you want to know are just out of sight or a little beyond your reach.’
rebeccacrunden.com/2026/04/13/b...
#booksky
There are off-brand options which are honestly (usually) indistinguishable... Personally I try to split my funds between "sure I'll drop a rent payment to support the artists/licensees" vs "ok barring lottery surprise you'd never see my money anyway, so AliExpress it is"
It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game
Me, in a cardigan, looking punk as fuck
It's a nice day for a
Light sweater
It's a nice day for a
CARDIGAN
“Not all those who wander are lost”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
say the quiet part out loud.. but but make it slippery enough to pass through surveillance
Why we need art, especially surrealism. 💜
