I HATE being asked for my email when I buy socks, ffs.

This is for an audience of exactly one.
"Please don't fire me 🙏"

Finally, birth control for men!

This is not a difficult situation. I'm an extremely lapsed Catholic at best and I have no problem at all choosing the Pope above Trump. One of them is a good and holy man, and the other is a grifting narcissistic vengeful selfish lying rapist. If this is a tough choice for you, look inward.

You're gonna need to pee at 1-2 am, lol

Who might pollute your timeline?? WTF is this statement?

I would take pudding over jello any day

Squeee! You can just see her getting ready to do it. Taking another run, doing stretches, wearing spandex, blasting "Eye of the Tiger"

Jello

Weird name because it's not actually ugly? I think they may be right. There is no ugly shade of blue.

Nah, that's definitely flirting.

WANT

This absolutely rules.

Absolutely wild stuff. Probably not an accident this leaks right when Vance puts out his converting to Catholicism book.

Just some cool wood from the beach

Gonna be a tough transition from Victoria weather...

The first beautiful weather day of the year so naturally I went to the beach.

It's lovely!

And that's enough doom-scrolling before I attempt to sleep.

Send them your most dastardly poll. The Bible is full of shit you can use.

It's not even close to how much Japan loves Anne of Green Gables. Now that is a fascinating internet deep-dive

I thought I hated them too. My Scottish grandma always served them boiled to mush. Once I discovered roasted brussel sprouts I never looked back.

This is a great follow for a daily dose of beauty when the world is looking especially ugly.

It's a penis shaped clam, lol. Go look at some pics

I would absolutely get a ride with the Motley Crüeser 😆 🤣 😆

Okay a strange ask. My son made an embarrassing gaffe at baseball (he ran to the loo and missed his at-bat - they had to pause the game and everyone was shouting for him). He can't sleep for agonizing over how embarrassing it was. Any embarrassing stories to share so he knows it happens to everyone?

Really appreciating that whole vote-of-no-confidence/snap election thing we have here.

Definitely a cruel twist of fate to be both bald and have a head shaped like that...

Oh, FFS. Of course I have to move this weekend.