they gave me my own biohazard sharps container that's approximately 500 mL capacity 😭

injecting myself with meds for egg freezing is kind of surreal, shout out to all the thousands of proteins i purified and injected into the FPLC during my phd bc i know fuck all about medicine, but i do know how to remove a bubble from a syringe full of liquid

Thiago Alcantara holding a football aloft in both hands like Hamlet with the skull and speaking in an impassioned fashion

Same again except his expression is incredulous

me during any conversation today

chappell, you've seen off the regista fraud who thinks sideways passes make you a holding midfielder. it's time to capitalise on the moment.

no one worked harder than the fans who already uploaded full stage fancams of bigbang at coachella

went to the Brooklyn Botanic Garden today

We Caught Up With the Viral Pacers Couple—Here’s What They’d Like the Internet to Know Meet Grace and Michael, the couple who became a meme Thursday night for their conversation caught on the Pacers’ broadcast. So, what were they talking about?

This is either the biggest dork shit ever or beautiful or both.

Amazing: the viral pacers bickering couple were actually yakking about uh the Ben Sasse podcast and hashing out ways to rejigger liberal arts education www.si.com/nba/pacers/v...

do u all think taeyang will do his yeorobun at coachella 2026 or no

the reason why i can't fly out sooner is bc i'm freezing my eggs lmao and he was like "should i just impregnate you instead" UHHHMMMM

told my rotation phd student i had a meeting today at 3pm (was actually therapy) and afterwards, she was like "how was your meeting, who was it with?" and i lied and said it was with my collaborator. yeah, my collaborator on my mental health i guess

ended a 2 hr phone call w my situationship where he wanted to fly me out sooner than when i can visit at the beginning of june and he said "love" at the end and i said "love you, byeee" so everything is dumb and comical lol

If I'm going to be crying anyway, I might as well be crying while reading something beautiful

I'm a Maria Popova evangelist now

Personal best Zito Madu on the career of Mo Salah

TODAY: @zeets.bsky.social on Mo Salah. “You could see him force his way into the realm of greatness when he wasn’t initially marked for it. He made himself impossible to deny.” flaminghydra.com/r/c7af718c?m...

It's springtime, retinol purge is over, full night's sleep, coworker brought homemade Vietnamese spring rolls to work, life is worth living!!

i have a little over 2 months to practice winged eyeliner in time for a friend's wedding

i'm just confused why my cousin didn't tell her dumb loser bf to stfu!! that's the part that gets me

mom was blisteringly mad that this white man called his future (maybe never) father-in-law "a dumb horse" when maybe -- for a loser 44 year old white man with anger issues and is too afraid to drive on highways -- that is considered restrained

gossip was standard fare imo. typical asshole american white man who doesn't appreciate the geology or culture of a different country, then cusses out his future (maybe never) father-in-law for bringing him so far out from taipei. mom's nonlinear retelling was what gave the story the juice

the way my mom gossips is very vague and nonlinear. this is probably the reason why i've always been able to tolerate avant garde cinema

"he's a baaaaaaaad person. okay that's it, i'll talk to you later"

i'm so mad at my mom, she traveled for 2.5 weeks in taiwan w/ my uncle, cousin, and her bf. then she called me and said "i have some huuuuge gossip about your cousin and her bf. wait, someone is calling me right now, i'll call you later tonight" ?!?!?!?!?!?! this is the woman who raised me

jorginho beefing with chappell roan is unfortunately and precisely my two wolves inside me

Almost the time of the year for this

I want to celebrate w a drink or two but I'm on antibiotics again 😔

Sort of did an impossible experiment and it fucking worked

Klopp saved the Premier League as a competition because only his sheer brilliance at Liverpool kept the title race close. I don't think even Pep could have achieved what he did there. It is shameful how few trophies Liverpool have to show for his tenure.

But he also had Apple TV so I made him watch Slow Horses. I wanted to know what Saorise Ronan's husband was up to

Dumb bitch also e) waxed lyrical about Dominic Szoboslai to her situationship (who was the captain of his high school soccer team) during the whole remaining 15 mins of the Liv v Tot game????

Shout-out to my therapist who is a man who is the same age as my situationship who has to hear about this shit again this upcoming week