You know what makes me wanna quit the road? Not how my lower back rages at me in coach, not the ever spiraling expenses? No. It's this fuckstick sitting next to me at the airport with his Bluetooth on, making one goddamned phone call after another. Send a text! Everyone in this room hates you!

Tweet from Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus): Bodega guy (muslim): happy easter Me (jewish): thanks, happy easter Panicky mob (christian): WE ARE UNDER ATTACK

John Eastman himself characterized the overthrow of the election as a necessarily revolutionary act akin to the Declaration of Independence.

But here comes his defenders to say he's just a smol bean law professor making constitutional arguments. Fuck outta here.

Yes. Absolutely yes.

Yes. He is wealthy and white. He will walk, and we will all become that much more cynical. Which is the worst outcome of all.

Henry VIII: I want to start a new church.

Cromwell: the politics, right?

Henry VIII: what?

Cromwell: Pope’s policies are wack. Time to break free.

Henry VIII: oh no, it’s okay. I just want a new wife.

Cromwell: oh

Henry VIII:

Cromwell: Can I burn people?

Henry VIII: yeah, whatever.

Just updated the official car park terms & conditions.
Seems fair. Fully enforceable.

Now we wait…

Jesus H Christ! It took them this long to figure out who he really is?

Our politically formative years were the Reagan 80s, and everything that's wrong now - the income inequality, the dogwhistle (now blatant) racism, the elevation of pseudo science, the insane jingoism - can all be traced back to Reagan. Apparently, a lot of our cohort internalized the propaganda.

Our politically formative years were the Reagan 80s, and everything that's wrong now - the income inequality, the dogwhistle (now blatant) racism, the elevation of pseudo science, the insane jingoism - can all be traced back to Reagan. Apparently, a lot of our cohort internalized the propaganda.

But. Her. Emails.

We Have Achieved Our Goal of Making Everything Worse Than It Was Before “Some people might argue that negotiating yourself out of a situation of your own making only to walk away with less than nothing is no cause for celebration...

"Some may argue that negotiating yourself out of a situation of your own making only to walk away with less than nothing is no cause for celebration. Au contraire. It actually takes a lot of courage to do something that nobody asked for at great personal expense."

"Budgets are tight. First on the agenda, we are increasing classroom size to 80 students, firing half the teachers, and canceling all extracurricular activities. Second, all police will now get a personal jet pack, diamond-encrusted Kevlar vests, and access to 24/7 spa treatments."

Cartoon by Gábor Pápai, a well-known Hungarian political cartoonist.

Boiling frogs

A sad update from the peace talks in Pakistan: after 21 hours of discussions with JD Vance, the Iranian delegation have killed themselves

In true southern style, killed by friendly fire.

Where It Ends Answering the enabler's constant question, and contemplating the depraved depths of the billionaire mindset.

At a certain point of wealth, what is being pursued seems not to be wealth, but the ability to make other people suffer. What's being pursued is immunity from human decency; the ability and even the right to be depraved with impunity. They get off on the suffering. www.the-reframe.com/where-it-ends/

Mine too!

A post from: amber.sultes 7h When small minded "pastors" talk about taking away the right for women to vote and you see a room full of smart, capable women overseeing Artemis's mission to orbit the moon, you realize how irrelevant these podcaster theobros are. There is a woman orbiting space right now without their permission, which no one needs to ask for. Keep on.

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Grifters always target the evangelicals first - they are absurdly easy marks.

Frog and Toad sit together, doing nothing together. From "A List" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

Four women have come forward to accuse Eric Swalwell of sexual harassment. Sources say that it will take at least 5 more for the congressman to obtain Donald Trump‘s endorsement in the California gubernatorial primary.

I mean, they could, I don’t know, stop voting for republicans?

I had 10,000-ish followers on the other site and got less engagement than I got here after getting to a few hundred. Not big numbers in either case, but still very instructive.

lol further indication that “Art of the Deal” was entirely the creation of its ghost-writer.

@Spaziotwat [Last Supper] Jesus: "We need 13 chairs please" Judas: "But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD" Jesus:"AD?"

@MadocCairns 3 years ago me in 1562 having a friday night flagon of sack with my fellows: i will notte be seen Deade at Chapell now the Protestantes hath done a Numbre on it me on Saturday morning when the constable asks me if he'll see me at church: Most certinly Sir. Chapell gets bettre every Week Sir

@McJesse 4 days ago They finally make a movie for people who are 12 inches tall with no genitals and those people don't even like it. @benshapiro 4 days ago My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.