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mine is physically attached to my head you have no excuse
WHY DO I AHVE TO BE RELATED TO YOU.
my wedding??> HELLO
NO LITERALLY
This is bro ππ
. what. HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION AT ALL??????
[ eating a bit off the floor ]
@pifonto.bsky.social heh... guess who got married before you.. LOSER.!!!!
I wonder who did that
The cake was pretty before someone drove into it with a car I don't know what that was about
HEYYYYYY!!!! FINALLY!! I THOUGHT WED NEVER GET MARRIED π₯Ή THANK YOUπ₯Ή
A GOAT FRF RF
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guys I'm officially married to the huzz I pulled by beating his ass...
THANKS COW π₯Ή
MOOOOHOOOπππππ
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By the power cested in me by whatever government, and by the powe4 of your own commitment and choice within, I now pronounce you married! You may kiss!
[ silly did the same, his ring white with a pink outline, the rings seemed to match each other, comparing their hands as they finished putting the rings on]
Silly, do you take 1x to be your partner, wife, husband, I don't even know, until death?
yes!! yes I do!! π₯Ή
( HELLO WHAT DO I DO )
( first time getting married kinda nervous
dear 1x, I don't have any vows. but. I do have love for you, and hatred for your father... isn't this illegal-
[ slowly appears behind him ]
watch where ya steppin' !
" at this mall. like. closer to a friends house. "
[ he spoke with a sigh, hearing x pick up the phone ]
" x I swear to - "
[ almost gasping at what she called him, shaking his head ]
" Well... may be some time. I'm literally a couple hours away. "
[ he said with a sigh, looking at the time ]
" can you pass the phone to him ? "
" summer? "
[ almost confused at the sudden call, shushing evil who was next to her ]
" what the hell? should I come over ? I can stop him. "
[ the sound of the door slamming stopped as x groaned, walking away ]
" was that X? "
x is a bitch so I have to hate on xim