Okay but WHERE were silicone ear plugs the first time I had braces

It truly is

I love HAVING tattoos but GETTING tattoos and HEALING tattoos are very different processes that I am significantly less fond of.

Could be!

I mean. I’ve never seen it before. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why can’t some of them just cross over the rainbow bridge tbh

I want it, just as it is, etched on my tombstone

YESSSSS

Okay it’s Pam Bondi. I mean I feel like not being able to tell all these blond racist white a-holes apart is fine, tbh.

Holy crap those are glorious

Hands down it’s the mushroom post.

I could say this is how I found out but legitimately I do not know who this is

HEEEEEEEEARD

It’s a joke, the little alien in the movie can’t do a thumbs up, so he does a thumbs down instead.

Project Hail Mary is five stars two very enthusiastic thumbs down

As a Gen Xer, I can tell you boomers and even my own generation comparing their 20s to today’s 20-30 year-olds needs to stop. I paid $600 for a West Hollywood apartment at 23. Today it’s $3500. Burgers weren’t $20, they were $6 to $8 in a nice restaurant. Life is not comparable.

My sister saw him this morning. Sooooo random.

Apparently Drake is in Round Top antiquing with the perimenopausal women??

Happy 6 year anniversary to the last day I ever worked in an office on the reg.

OOOOOOOIOH

Absolutely

Yeah but this is the one I have confirmation of and it’s not his only glaring blind spot.

How can one man be so oblivious.

Yall my dad, who lived through this, didn’t know that women couldn’t open their own bank account before 1974.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I need to be a chaos raccoon!!!!!

Also thank you ❤️❤️❤️

PERFECT SIZE this is so great ❤️❤️❤️

Omg @damnitjason.bsky.social @holls.bsky.social there are few things in this world that I appreciate more than y’all’s commitment to #TheBit

There are six packages we need to pick up so likely but I won’t know until Monday!

@damnitjason.bsky.social LMAO Jason thank you very much for my new package of Clorox wipes that will live in the bathroom for the next time I’m trapped in here by superstition